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TakenusernameA 70 points ago +70 / -0

Those arent sand people, those are Jawas.

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ZhouBai-Den 49 points ago +49 / -0

Too accurate for sand people.

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sum_ting_wong 15 points ago +15 / -0

and they don't hold their ion blasters sideways

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Dos_Scoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only imperial Stormtroopers are so precise...

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Moebius 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and they're dressed all in White...

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LessAndLessIronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was this intentionally ironic, given that like 9 movies of storm troopers not hitting a god damned thing followed this statement?

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christianknight 8 points ago +8 / -0

The 9/11 meme lol

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 3 points ago +4 / -1

HER SUBSAHARAN PEOPLE WERE IMPORTED BY OBAMA BY THE BOATLOADS AND HORRIFICALLY RAPED THE NORDIC COUNTRY OF SWEDEN INTO OBLIVION ✊🏿🇱🇾

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Searcher 17 points ago +18 / -1

I mean considering they were scavengers and thieves that moved their home around to wherever they occupied to screw over the locals, its more fitting really.

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Meddlesom 10 points ago +10 / -0

...but Jawas didn't kill anyone.

Sand People did all of those things too, killed people that fought back, and abducted and converted the people who didn't. Sounds like Islam to me.

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Searcher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't kill anyone that you saw. Given today's media, we could assume that a Jawa's passive nature could be entirely fabricated and in smaller to medium groups be highly aggressive. And in larger groups, why wouldn't they be aggressive? Think Black Hawk Down here...

While I'll agree that Islam in general is more representative of the Sand People, the Jawas would likely be of a similar belief structure yet practicality based. They inhabit the same planet, occupy similar regions, but will never really be part of the same group so they instead make due pirating shit from the broader communities and playing the weak victim for protection.

Should one gain any political clout, what do you think they would do? Scheme and scam like Omar, or declare a religious crusade?

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Aries_cz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jawas are pretty much always in groups, they are very community-oriented species, meeting a solo Jawa that wants to go out on his own is very rare, sort of like meeting an Ewok outside of forest moon of Endor.

Jawas are cowardly by nature (basically being afraid of their own shadows). Sure, they will break apart your ship while you are not there, but when you come close and are armed (as any traveller to Outer Rim should be), they start scurrying away.

The only time Jawa feels in position of power is when they have something you want (often something they originally stole from you) and when near one of their fortress-like Sandcrawlers, where all negotiating takes place.

They do not seek gaining political clout, they just want to be left alone to scavenge and trade with anyone that want to.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

What you're saying is that the Jawas are the jews.

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Searcher 2 points ago +2 / -0

How could a muslim be a jew?

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jawas are the jews, Sand People are the muslims.

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BewareOfThePug 1 point ago +1 / -0

And thats why they keep killing each other?

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently women have dicks now.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were pretty aggressive in The Mandalorian.

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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CA-Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

still just one set of tracks...

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BobbyLee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some Jawas did something

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pente1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jawas intermarry in the family too?

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 21 points ago +21 / -0

Must have missed it...did Jawas marry their siblings?

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NoatakTheWiser 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't give Kweeeeaan Kathleen Kennedy any ideas.

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endthefed11 4 points ago +4 / -0

She should stay far away from Star Wars. Lucas handed his IP over to a zealot.

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King5150 3 points ago +4 / -1

Kennedy hijacked the IP to satisfy her own woke. She single handedly destroyed the franchise and i hear she is totally furious over the Manadolrian fixing and creating new SW cannon.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's on her way out. Filoni and Favreau are the way now.

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Aries_cz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably not.

One ever Tatooine year, all clans meet to trade among families, exchanging navigation data, discuss political dealing and marriages.

Every Sandcrawler is operated one Jawa clan/family though, so presumably, someone having dalliances with their cousin is not out of the question

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

See it sounded to me like you said no, but your evidence says yes. We may be over target here.

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the-mighty-kc 17 points ago +17 / -0

She can go ahead and get rid of the last three if she wants.

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Therealmewt 0 points ago +1 / -1

The prequel trilogy, Rogue One, and Solo can fuck off too.

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SendCCPToHell 16 points ago +16 / -0

Racist Bitch You Are

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Judge me by my mangled clit, do you?

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AdmiralPellaeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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Honkey_McCracker 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fucking sand people.

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Jackhererer 19 points ago +19 / -0

Some sand people did something.

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

CIA paid them to suicide bomb themselves, probably

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BilbroNaggins 13 points ago +13 / -0

Incestual sexual noises intensifies.

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MeloniaisMelons 9 points ago +9 / -0

Love is love bigot

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Luke kissed Leia. Must be what she means.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to make sure this connection was made. Am satisfied. Can go to work now.

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zestanor 11 points ago +11 / -0

OO TEH NII

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Elvathelion 10 points ago +15 / -5

Actually, I kind of support cancelling Star Wars...

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MeloniaisMelons 17 points ago +18 / -1

Star Wars died when Cathleen Kennedy got to work

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you_HO [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

cancel Cathleen Kennedy

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Elvathelion 9 points ago +10 / -1

Yes. I saw the franchise born in 77 and got to watch it decline like Joe Biden.

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

We shall see if the times of Dark Winter will end under the reign of Jon & Dave, or if they will continue to cast it down into the deep

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MeloniaisMelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've enjoyed aspects but it's definitely not the same as with George.

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you_HO [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

cancel the last 2 anyway

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LiskaEman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel this way too. Also do Star Trek- it’ll be a great way to wake many people up.

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Dos_Scoops 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wait, does she actually or we just meming? I can no longer tell the difference between real life and satire.

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you_HO [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, the Babylon Bee satire news is now becoming reality.

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OhLollyLollyPop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe she wants to burn all of the Dune bokks and movies, too?

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fusreedah 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not to mention the scene where Luke and Leia made out. That's their thing.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sure would hate it if she saw Planet of the Apes.

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Jsmitty112 6 points ago +6 / -0

They should cancel ET while they’re at it. She looks like she belongs in the bicycles front basket.

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you_HO [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0
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you_HO [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHA nice!

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NotFBI1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does she really still need to wear the hijab if the whole world knows she abandoned her husband and father of her kids to fuck a white employee?

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G_regulator 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope they all eat themselves alive. The problem with this cultural marxism is nothings off limits and it's only a matter of time until they come for their own.

It's unsustainable as a culture. Christian values have stood the test of time because ultimately it's all about love and acceptance. Third wave feminism is all about power and power corrupts.

It'll all circle back around eventually I believe. This culture of hate and bigotry isin't even actually popular, most people hate it. It's just popular with marketing graduates so it's being rammed down our throats all day.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

The whole twitter thing gives it an outsize countenance. I sometimes wonder if Trump actually did more harm than good by using it and giving it new life.

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DJTLandSlide2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

This commie terrorist bitch needs to get her privilege checked, preferably by her husbro (husband-brother).

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EdwardTeller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure this sight has been compromised... way more annoying than it was a month ago.

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covfefe-time 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait a second, ET was in the original Star Wars??

Time to dust off the old VHS, dis I gotta see.

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mountaininfidel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Need to cancel her ass.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Utini!

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

No worries. Lucas is working on the re-re-re-release where he digitally removes all headscarves.

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SteelWolf87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sand people are just space Muslims. I can’t tell the difference.

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yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucas stole the idea from DUNE's Fremen

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SteelWolf87 1 point ago +1 / -0

They got their sound effects from donkeys. Funny how they vote democrat.

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4cdarth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, they decided to make Captain Marvel gay now... and they destroyed Star Wars already with that abomination they called a sequel.

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ProfHinsley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jawas married their brothers for money reasons?

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Given the direction the franchise is going under Kathleen Kennedy, Ilhan would love Star Wars.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

For too much incest?

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My2Cents 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ilhan can play Jar Jar Binks in the next episode

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 1 point ago +1 / -0

why? because they have sandnig**rs

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buuudiyyyaaaa!!

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Mary911 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's it. I've finally got it. WE HAVE GOT TO CANCEL THE LEFT in everything they do. Everything they are doing to us, we need to do to them. The Bible says "do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Of course the Lord means for us to be good to them so they'd be good to us. WELL, We've tried that and for years it hasn't worked. NOW We have to play Their Game. Everything they do, we do to them. Think it will work? Let's give it a try.

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MAGA_Smith_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Send her back

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c0mpl3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both look shitty

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MinneMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll come back, and in greater numbers.

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RussianLimbaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is this a sticky-worthy meme? It’s not a bad meme, but it’s facebook/grandma chain email quality. Why has this been the type of content that gets near the top lately? I can’t be the only one missing /pol/ right now.

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17pat76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stupid Muslim cunt

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you_HO [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sand people want to cancel Jawas for cultural appropriation

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Killerko 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cancelling StarWars? Hmm.. I can support that xD

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ineX0r2 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about we just cancel Star Wars because the prequels and sequels were trash?

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

The prequels are masterpieces compared to the sequels. I would take JarJar over Rey any day.

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CovfefeShop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. Get people to see the absolute fucking lunacy of these people. Push for this shit. I have left leaning friends that are starting to crack and question the narratives. Don’t let up.

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RentFree2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm surprised. Figured she'd like the story line where Luke kisses his sister.

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drakko1980 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, I’ll never be able to erase the level of mental gymnastics and stupidity I just read in that article. Lol

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KernalMustard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has to be satire

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought the joke was about Leila kissing her brother...

I don’t reckon that would offend her though!

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you_HO [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That too. But for the sake of simplicity, it was about the Jawas dressed like somalis or moslums or what ever the fuck that offends her.

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why isn't this infidel wearing a proper face covering ? She is violating Islamic law.

Whip her with many lashes !

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Ohgami 1 point ago +1 / -0

All I'll say is: "Ooteidii!"

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id loveeeeeee to kick ilhan terrorist right in her “camel” toe!!!

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rentfREEEE_since2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is her husband a Muslim? She’s married to a white guy who doesn’t look Muslim at all. Doesn’t that make her a blasphemer? Aren’t 3rd world Muslims pretty sensitive about that cough cough , I think she drew a picture Mohammed or something... cough cough

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JohnTomato 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hey guys, you leave her alone!" Mark Hamill (probably)