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posted ago by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz ago by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz +167 / -0

My work partner and I are usually the only two in the store not wearing one. About a week ago we were walking through and approached a guy walking his dog through the aisles. I jokingly said to him, "Hey your dogs not wearing a mask." He replied. "They don't give you guys crap for not wearing a mask?". "They'll ask" I said, "but won't enforce. Live free my man." He ripped that diaper off his face, and went on shopping. I won't lie, it felt good.

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SnakePlisken1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

What state? I went hiking outside Seattle and passed about 30 people every single one had on a mask they acted frightened, some grabbed their kids and gave me dirty looks. I went to use an outdoor ATM and a guy canceled his transaction when I walked up to the other machine. I cucked out and just wear it inside now because store employees kept giving me shit and I’m too lazy to get kicked out and find a better place to shop.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Believe it or not San Diego.

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feinsteins_driver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah yes, San Diego. Spanish for whales vagina

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atomchurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I meet a few like this. In my town [a lefty one] I see one or two here or there not wearing one. My favorite thing is when someone tells me to put a mask on. I ask to see their credentials. They always look confused. Then I say, "Usually you guys have a red arm band that has a swastika on it." I just leave after that. Be warned sometimes they yell at you "for possibly killing people" or "threatening their lives". I have stopped responding to them after that point. I used to say if the virus is outside, and they think it might kill them, they should just stay inside then.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, people ask you to wear masks outdoors?

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LordTancretus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

Still a great movie after all these years

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ColonelCottonHill 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been massless in Home Depot for months now in NEW YORK.

Home Depot corporate put it out during the summer that they wouldn't enforce mask laws because of the ADA and privacy laws.

Walmart did the same after videos of staff assaulting people over masks surfaced.

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pelosis_liver 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Seattle the mask people are getting more ridiculous with each passing week