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posted ago by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz ago by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz +167 / -0

My work partner and I are usually the only two in the store not wearing one. About a week ago we were walking through and approached a guy walking his dog through the aisles. I jokingly said to him, "Hey your dogs not wearing a mask." He replied. "They don't give you guys crap for not wearing a mask?". "They'll ask" I said, "but won't enforce. Live free my man." He ripped that diaper off his face, and went on shopping. I won't lie, it felt good.

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feinsteins_driver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah yes, San Diego. Spanish for whales vagina

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atomchurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I meet a few like this. In my town [a lefty one] I see one or two here or there not wearing one. My favorite thing is when someone tells me to put a mask on. I ask to see their credentials. They always look confused. Then I say, "Usually you guys have a red arm band that has a swastika on it." I just leave after that. Be warned sometimes they yell at you "for possibly killing people" or "threatening their lives". I have stopped responding to them after that point. I used to say if the virus is outside, and they think it might kill them, they should just stay inside then.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, people ask you to wear masks outdoors?

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atomchurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha yeah they do that too. However I was sharing stories of Home Depot encounters.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, I see. Thought you meant inside... the store. In the last sentence

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LordTancretus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

Still a great movie after all these years