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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 58 points ago +58 / -0

I wouldn’t even know where to buy a stamp. Do they still make them?

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cabbages 100 points ago +101 / -1

Dress it up as a mail in ballot no stamps required. Also no signature verification, no voter ID, no real address, no voter roll registration...

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 45 points ago +47 / -2

lol But I’m not black, won’t I get in trouble for that?

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deleted 41 points ago +41 / -0
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20KAG20 20 points ago +22 / -2

It’s too early for this truth talk.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh ya can't make me go to gulag

No, no, no

Sadly this is our only opportunity left, having missed our 2 previous ones.

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PurestEvil 15 points ago +15 / -0

The FBI will send 15 agents to your house to investigate your hate crime.

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Hanging_Chad 9 points ago +9 / -0

Postal Inspection Service speshul agents will investigate by repeatedly administering rectal swab tests

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vegeta_ban 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just be transracial gender queer for a couple minutes, I’ve been told it’s how you feel at the moment.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nah, just identify as black.

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Commiessuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Neither is Shawn King, but that doesn't stop him

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thenewnormal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you just come by my house and pick it up for me?

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rcstl 14 points ago +14 / -0

Directly at the post office. Nobody goes there anymore so it is rarely slow service. You can send a single piece instead of buying a book of stamps to lose. Also, the added benefit of triggering a possible lefty postal worker is priceless.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 6 points ago +8 / -2

But do we put our return address on it? This could be a psyop to out Trump supporters. Don’t know who to trust.

I guess you could put a fake return address on it and drop it in a drop box.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 13 points ago +13 / -0

Return addresses are not required on any piece of mail, especially post cards.

Although it was encouraged in case the mail gets lost and they can't deliver it.

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RabidZoo 11 points ago +11 / -0

It won't be lost. My guess is they'll be thrown in the trash like who-knows-how-many Trump ballots.

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thenewnormal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send certified with tracking code

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +8 / -2

Don't put a return address. Use a postcard so it doesn't need to be opened.

I'll bet you a shitload of retard brainlets are going to put their return addresses on it though. Look at how many morons were too stupid to wear a mask in Washington DC on the 6th and ended up paying for their hubris with prison.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Agreed. I don’t believe in the mask bullshit, but taking a page out of antifas playbook for the Jan 6 protest would have been smart.

In a normal world, you wouldn’t have to do that for a peaceful protest. Unfortunately, we live in 🤡 🌎

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PraiseBeToScience 12 points ago +13 / -1

Yeah I kept goddamn shouting in all the posts to do things like:

  • Wear a mask.

  • Bring a faraday bag or leave your cellphone at home.

  • Use cash.

  • Do not take photos, don't pose in any, don't upload any.

But literally every single fucking person did the exact opposite. Took their phones. Took pictures. Smiled without their masks because 'NOBODY IS GONNA MAKE ME WEAR A MASK'. Paid with credit cards.

And predictably, the FBI used facial recognition to grab people. Retards on social media were outed by their friends. Financial records were tracked. Stingray was used to track cell phones. And now people's lives are ruined.

Pride cometh before the fall.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

See how social media is fucking over society? People Just don’t think about what they’re doing. We are so ingrained with social media habits now, so addicted to our phones, even us red pilled folk are still basically lemmings.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also had their phone with them. Turned on, even.

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SaltyBobCat 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lol all postal workers are lefties

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, not all.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't had that experience. The lines were short but the service was still slow.

I still don't know whether to blame the Post Office for poor service and process, the occasional customer who makes the simple act of mailing a package into a complex situation; or both.

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +6 / -0

In my experience it's a combination of 'one person working the counter while there's 81 people in line, while some guy can clearly be seen in the back area just sitting there on his phone' and 'absolute asstards trying to mail their cat'.

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

One time there was a guy just throwing packages around. Reminded me of Ace Ventura.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

The last time I went to my post office (the carrier screwed up delivery of a registered letter to my address) it was like that. One person at the counter, 10 people in line, all waiting on some one who looked like an eBayer sending out a small mountain of packages.

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tootthebighorn 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can always use a regular stamp on a postcard. And they still make postcard stamps. A few cents cheaper.

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BunnyPicnic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Type two quarters onto it.

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Ophelia 6 points ago +6 / -0

And a nickel!

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Pavementprincess 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep....u can even get American flag ones....at least for now...lol

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Ondaswamp 26 points ago +27 / -1

It’s a brilliant idea! And it would be noticed... millions of Patriots send cards to President Trump, thanking him for his service to our country. It should be often possible as well, not just Valentines Day.

Of course he won’t open them himself. But someone will open them. And the sheer volume will make a clear statement. Media WILL find out. If enough people actually do this, Biden WILL find out. It may not be reported for non-Patriots but who cares? Trump will know, the cheater Dems WILL know what support he still has, snd we will know that there are millions of Patriots just like us that are banding together to once again show our true vote.

Do it!

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deplorable-d00d 5 points ago +5 / -0

We should troll the promotion that SiriusXM is running right now on Classic Vinyl... If they suddenly got 100,000 dedications to President Trump, it would be amazing!

"Dedicate a song to your sweetie this Valentine's Day! Hey, it's Katherine Boyd. Classic Vinyl wants to play your song and give your loved a shout-out! Here's what you need to do:

  1. Pick a song from the Classic Vinyl era (1965-1975).
  2. Email us the song name/artist, YOUR NAME and WHO you want to dedicate it to.
  3. Email it to: [email protected].
  4. Tune-in to Classic Vinyl Valentine’s weekend to hear your dedication and song. Happy Valentine's Day! xoxo"

ALSO - Shameless plug for my post - get this to the top of "HOT"

https://patriots.win/p/12hRGxX60m/get-this-to-page-1--pick-your-be/

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lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the entire point of a postcard, it doesn’t need to be opened. It’s not something you need to keep private, it’s something you’re willing to share with anyone who looks at it.

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PraiseBeToScience 26 points ago +26 / -0

A postcard is best because it doesn't need to be opened.

Additionally, I would strongly suggest not putting your return address and only signing with your first name. USPS photographs and archives all mail and we're literally at the point where I don't doubt they would just use OCR to create a list of enemies to send to camps just from this.

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11GenAm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nearly brings tears to my eyes, this. Being afraid to send a damn postcard because you could be tracked by those who would do you harm ...

What the FUCK have we come to?

My father is rolling over in his grave right now.

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tfinley 24 points ago +24 / -0

The kids can send president trump a valentine. My grandbabies would love the idea that they could send their little valentine to the president of the USA.

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sentient-potato 5 points ago +5 / -0

A Valentine or a thank you note.

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tfinley 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes!!!

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 12 points ago +13 / -1

Thanks for the sticky mods! Will be great support for President Trump.

Confirmation the address is correct: https://www.maralagoclub.com/

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HiddenDekuScrub 10 points ago +11 / -1

They've banned exchanging cards this year at my kid's school.

Maybe it's stupid, but I feel like I want to slap someone with a very large fish.

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Kendoextendo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the guys on “Jackass” did that once. Got a great reaction. Would recommend 100 percent.

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sentient-potato 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think it's stupid, but if you do that please make sure someone's filming it :)

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like in the VeggieTales Jonah movie. :)

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh hey, I haven't seen that in years. I wonder what my kid would think of it?

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'd love it, I'm sure. It's hysterical, unique and has fun little songs.

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Gamypancakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the lol!

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11GenAm 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm going to also send one to Melania, plus one to Barron.

They've been through hell, too.

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Dang_ol_Merica_Man 7 points ago +8 / -1

Address the card to President Trump, and send them to the White House.

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ProPatria 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like this idea.

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jackneefus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I used postable.com to send a greeting card.

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

My kids love Trump too.

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incogneato 4 points ago +4 / -0

if you don't have a postcard, but maybe you have a blank envelope - just seal up the envelope, address the front as normal, and write the brief message on the back.

Instant postcard! Add a stamp and drop in any outgoing mail slot. Do NOT include your return address.

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not sending any postcards until they get these imposters out of the White House and start cleaning this filthy mess up!

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45isthebomb 4 points ago +4 / -0

As the best office Mgr I ever had used to say. "Consider it done boss." Miss you Anna!

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yay!! Thank you :)

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Pepbrandt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Done!

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you :) Makes me happy to think about our President Trump receiving these

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Gunmolester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless the Commie postal workers throw them away

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Jettylee 3 points ago +3 / -0

The post office won’t stand for it. You’d just be finding these in dumpsters all over the country.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'd still know

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MiguMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Send by any method that provides tracking. USPS registered or private courier. They can't dump them.

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aloeleaf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ooh I can send one from Postable bc I’m too lazy to go and find a card/stamp/post office etc. lol

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midwestgal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just mailed mine this morning!

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Thank you! This is going to be amazing for our great president.

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DavidBowieRapedKids 3 points ago +4 / -1

Where's that comic of that guy calling them hypocrites then ending up in jail?

Mentioning the double standard is seriously just an admission of the left's utter dominance. It's true... but we're like children screaming "it's not fairrrrrrr!"

Yup, it's not fair.

They are evil, they don't give a fuck about the truth, the law, or anything good.

They'll put innocent people in jail, destroy you with lawfare, get you fired, and laugh as you kill yourself because you're left with nothing.

I suppose you can't let it slide without mentioning it but afaic it just further solidifies our weakness in the minds of people who are only paying 5% attention.

Only we have to play by the rules and unfortunately if we stop, we lose everything.

What a fun situation to be in.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife and I will both do this, thanks.

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SJBHamilton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to send a Valentine to the Trumps !

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thenewnormal 2 points ago +3 / -1

Better yet, go into a post office and sign the card in front of the staff. Then send it certified with confirmation receipt to ensure it doesn’t get trashed

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is golden. Priceless

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Pavementprincess 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take a screen shot and text it to all ur contacts that love America! Great idea!

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Headline_Correction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this an accurate address?

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Confirmation the address is correct: https://www.maralagoclub.com/

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes I checked it

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CivilBindle 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is how you save the USPS :)

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to do it!

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sending mine today!!!

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome! Thank you :)

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ArtLife 2 points ago +2 / -0

great idea

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tried to send a postcard, but I couldn't find one so I had to settle for a regular card.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be stickied.

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GBA4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sent a thank you note to that address in January. Will send another.

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Hunterspaternitysuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this the real address?

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, I checked

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the__texan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sent my note off this afternoon. Hoping it gets there by Monday!

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MAGANatsFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good idea

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Tintenfass 1 point ago +2 / -1

Great idea!

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Q-FeveR- 1 point ago +2 / -1

Should send them all to the wihte house instead :)

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +2 / -1

Almost finished my thank u card <3 MAGA2021

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yay! Thank you. We love our true President

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +2 / -1

Amen to that sis pede!!! <3 MAGA2021

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Golden_Eagle1776 1 point ago +2 / -1

Beautiful idea.

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MiguMan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Done tomorrow. We are overseas so will be sending ours expedited courier so as to habe receipts/tracking. Also not a bad idea for those state side, so there is a record of your mail. Alternatively, if cost is an issue send your letters/postcards USPS registered mail. Or any method that gives you a receipt and tracking #. If I receive confirmation of delivery, I will post it here.

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Women4Trump2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you! :)

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Wildflower11 1 point ago +2 / -1

I will send one for sure!

And proudly!

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SWAGLORDX1776 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hey no shit - where is the best place to send Trump stuff?

I want to send a thank you card, and maybe a token of my appreciation and would LOVE an autograph in return, but I don't want my stuff to just get thrown away, I suspect he's getting a ton of hate mail and I bet very little if anything actually gets funneled to him.

But I think I've seen a couple of pede's in the past have success writing letters to the oval office.

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LirukDatan 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh what if everyone sends two letters. One to GEOTUS at Mar-a-Lago, and another one to GEOTUS but addressed to the white house.

I would want them to realize that they receive millions and millions of letters and none of them are meant for 'ol sleepy Joe!

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jrgreen73 0 points ago +1 / -1

We can trust the USPS to deliver pro-Trump mail now?

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Knight1_of_Sunset 0 points ago +1 / -1

Doesn't hurt to try. Stamp's for postcards is about 36¢ and the postcard don't have to be super expensive.

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Dallasguy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Imagine millions of dollars going to the US postal service for them to throw 90 percent of the postcards away...

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Luvs_2_Bop 0 points ago +1 / -1

Y'all trust the USPS to deliver them??? ha...

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Knight1_of_Sunset 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't hurt to try. Stamp's for postcards is about 36¢ and the postcard don't have to be super expensive.

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Luvs_2_Bop 1 point ago +1 / -0

i actually like the idea, i was just thinking about how trustworthy they were with the trump ballots

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TheImpossible1 -9 points ago +2 / -11

I seriously doubt President Trump opens his own mail. Especially after that psycho radfem sent him ricin.

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PensivePatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well no fucking shit. But maybe they would show him all of them at some point.

It's not like he's going to be opening them one by one in front of his fireplace in his bathrobe one late February evening.

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20KAG20 9 points ago +9 / -0

That does sound nice though.

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PensivePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truthfully I don't know that Donald is a sentimental guy like that. He got where he is by being a man of rapid, decisive action, not one of lengthy compassionate contemplation.

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jennyfrutex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, this. Whoever's tasked with checking mail will probably see so many and start putting them all in a box, then say, Hey, sir, we got eighty million postcards, wanna see them?