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paupertoapawn 24 points ago +26 / -2

The year is 2083. The United States is in ruin after decades of state-sponsored race riots and economic decline. COVID strain #2465 lockdowns are in full effect.Ā  The ongoing War on Terror has escalated to new heights to combat the growing threat from numerous terrorist groups which have gripped the nation with fear.Ā 

Most Americans subsist on what little food they can scavenge on the black market with their Universal Basic Income, but this has become increasingly risky as of late.Ā  The PRF (Pandemic Response Force), working in conjunction with the CDC, have been cracking down on "superspreader health terrorists" attempting to endanger national security by illegally selling food on the black market.Ā  Some citizens have managed to secure a reasonable standard of living by enlisting in the military to pilot drones and bomb nameless, faceless enemies in the Middle East.Ā  Meanwhile, the FBI keeps us safe from the threat of white supremacy and unconscious bias by scanning the facial expressions of children in schools using advanced cameras and software. Expressions of confusion or disagreement with any state-approved lecture prompts harsh discipline for the student and a knock on the parents' door by the FBI.

Across the nation, citizens huddle in community housing and watch the state-run "American Free Press," formed by a merger between ABC, CNN, and NPR in 2038.Ā  The news reports gleefully that another domestic terrorist has been detained and charged with distributing memes on the dark web. The camera flips to an in-the-field shot of a man being dragged out of his apartment by heroic FBI counter-terrorism forces in full tactical gear.Ā  The graphic on the man's black t-shirt, likely a large letter "Q" patterned with the American Flag, is blurred on screen to protect viewers from the obscene graphic.Ā  The man's wife and two children can be seen weeping in the doorway in the background of the shot, and a blue-haired demigirl somewhere in America wonders out loud why the man's family is not being arrested too.

Just before the man is forcefully shoved into the backseat of a black MRAP with FBI markings and tinted windows, he can be heard shouting "TRUST THE PLAN!Ā  MASS ARRESTS OF CORRUPT WORLD LEADERS COMING ANY DAY NOW!"

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gold.

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scyenceFiction 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just as an experiment, post this over on GA. And since most of you go over there (but don't want to admit you do it for the hopium)... NO CROSS-POSTING the same comments.

I wanna see how this plays out. Should be fun.

Consider pulling the pin and dropping this grenade in conspiracies.win, too. Big bucket o' popcorn first, tho.

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paupertoapawn 2 points ago +3 / -1

Already did it. Posted over at GA. Half the replies were pure rage. The other half were level headed (we know its bad and this is all probably fake, but what else can we do but hope?) I was permanently banned within 5 hours for posting it.

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Verojoia 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is GA?

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paupertoapawn 1 point ago +2 / -1

Greatawakening.win

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RustedRage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beautifully written and excellent point. I want to read the novel now!

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SigSauer1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

That is also my dream, but they will never be arrested. they have all become too powerful to destroy

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yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for a "GREAT RESET".

No more government until fair elections.

And the new government will start at the constitution. All federal law and regulations -- abolished.

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lolpaladins 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will own nothing, and be happy.

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Alloutwar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Since I live in a country thats 7 hours ahead of the US I know that one morning I will wake up and the traitors will be arrested, the Geotus will be back in the Whitehouse and God will be n his heaven.

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Bonami 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nope, those days are gone. I come to see how far the paperwork has progressed in various red states to withdraw from the Union.

I also check here and on zerohedge to see what is left of the currency and if they have rolled out gun seizures yet.

Is there any hope for the govt, probably not. Is there any hope for the country, sure. There are 350 million of us and 10000 of them tops.

The odds are good.

For historically any govt that houses its troops in unheated garages doesn't last long, just ask Caesar, Napoleon, Patton, Smedley Butler, etc.

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chewsoap 8 points ago +9 / -1

I come here to see how far and fast the country is devolving. Nobody is going to save us. Better brace yourself. It's going to get a whole lot worse.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guilty.

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Shively 4 points ago +4 / -0

I upvoted this because its true. I drink my morning covfefe and rush to this website to see any new happenings. Than after my cats leave me alone , I run over the OAN and NTD news. I also no longer use reddit, twitter and despite still having a Facebook I no longer have it book marked on my quick tabs.

It was not my covfefe addiction that was hurting me, it was my twitter and reddit that was hurting me.

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Citizen arrest and second amendment sanctioned militias exist for exactly this reason. The founding fathers gave us the tools to solve our problems. WHY DONT WE USE THEM?

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maganify 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please watch this CGP Gray video called Rules for Rulers to understand why this isn't going to happen anytime soon:

https://youtu.be/rStL7niR7gs

The only way the bad guys get justice is if we get off our collective asses and assimilate the GOP from the ground up. Become precinct committeeman, form a quorum, motion to remove the chair, motion to elected a new chair precinct by precinct nationwide. We can do this before the 2022 primaries if we act now. Priebus and Romney broke a lot of rules in 2012 that went unpunished, they went unpunished because there weren't enough good people in GOP positions that demanded punishment. It's an uphill battle for sure, but much less uphill than forming a new Patriot party like Ross Perot did in 92 guaranteeing Clintons victory.

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buckfoomers 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sounds tiring, hoping for something that's not going to happen.

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Sevralann 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG!? šŸ˜‚ Thank Goodness, I’m not the only one!? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ā¤ļøā¤ļøšŸ™šŸ»

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Data 3 points ago +3 / -0

They won't be arrested until WE arrest them.

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FlexPowerhouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had an Amber alert go off yesterday, a few coworkers all thought it was the happening. too bad it wasn't.

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ReorderPoint 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least one of them.

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TheContrarian2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not anymore. I removed all the conservative bookmarks from my browser and try to avoid all news. Nothing happens, the bad guys always win. I'm just here because of a link on 4chan. The bad guys won. How the hell did the bad guys win?

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wymetime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truest words I ever saw...

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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BrewSwillis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe we should be staying up at night, making sure these traitors get arrested?

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Thep1mp 1 point ago +3 / -2

So how much progress did you make last night?

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iSignedUpForThis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guilty as charged.

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Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

How did you know? You must know me very well.

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Tacitus1963 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep hoping that some morning I'll wake up to find that there are some members of the US military left who honor their Constitutional oath to our country, and who have decided to take over the illegal ChiCom pedophile Xiden regime in a military coup like what has happened in Myanmar. This is the real reason why Hussein is trying to root out any conservatives in the military. He doesn't want anyone fucking up his 3rd term (through Xiden) to finally complete what he started in 2009-the complete destruction of our country.

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BLM_bidenLovesMinora 1 point ago +2 / -1

I dont pray for arrests, I pray to see headlines saying they were killed or passes away.

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YouNeedVPN -1 points ago +3 / -4

Nah, I stopped deluding myself when Trump handed the keys to the chicoms.