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chelthing 28 points ago +28 / -0

He's wearing two eye patches now

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DudePlayingaDude 14 points ago +14 / -0

He needs another for his front hole, lol.

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drakts 10 points ago +11 / -1

Dan why are you cucked to Israel?

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Octave 1 point ago +1 / -0

A few more butt kiss points and he'll have enough shekels for that sweet bespangled yamaka he's had his eye on.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great! Hold their feet to the fire! Make them accountable!

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7thCavBluntman 6 points ago +6 / -0

I get the same shit texts from different clowns. I pretty much do what you do and guess what? Bots never answer.

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TheMalkman 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re usually not bots in my experience

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HighVoltage 4 points ago +4 / -0

The answer:

Because Dan is a degenerate.

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TropArtic1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks.

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LinWoodDidntKillHims 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dan is a cucked out "Big Boss"

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dammit, brittney

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LampshadeDisco 2 points ago +2 / -0

I won't be ignored, DAN!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not only will you be ignored, you will eat the bugs. And get the hose.

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did Dan not do anything to fight the fraud that let Biden into office in the first place? Text that

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syntaxError 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well done 👏

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YouNeedVPN 2 points ago +3 / -1

Watch. You will soon get text spam. They sell your contact info as soon as they decide they can't get money from you.

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DeadRepublic [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol too late. I get spammed all the time. Joke is on them It’s a work phone that I don’t always have on me. Nor is my name jake. Misinformation replying to misinformation.

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YouNeedVPN 3 points ago +4 / -1

Good move. I keep a log of which name I use for who... Makes it super easy to find out who sold my info.

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DavidDavidson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brittney?

You bitch?

BRITTNEY?!

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ManicJackBauer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao! Look at them try to act like their interested in us. Spewing their talking points globalists hand them.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

They never text me. 😟

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Equality72521 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are replying to a bot.

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you do things right you can earn the equivalent of a week’s paid vacation each year just shitting on the company dime.

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crenshaw the outlaw, pretending to be a tiny piece of shit while actually being all of shit.