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anon09 30 points ago +30 / -0

reeeeeeeeee I just want everyone to be safe!! I hope you die!! reeeeeeeeeeee!!

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anon09 21 points ago +21 / -0

I am a TEACHER! reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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BabbleRabble 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shut up bigot!

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YourWifesBoyfriend 13 points ago +13 / -0

So ironic

"Stay home and save lives! If you don't, then I hope you and your family dies!"

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AOCs_tits_4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my God I know people who are like this. It's so, so sad what they've let the media do to them.

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anon09 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol we all know somebody like this

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ObongoForPrison2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's a great angle. Anyone who politely asks me to wear a mask or expresses concern over me not wearing one gets the "I'm not sick, and neither are you." It immediately creates a shared experience and makes them realize realize, "He's right, I'm NOT sick!" Anyone who is rude to me gets destroyed.

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goldkeyboardwarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Usually, these are the people that go as far as saying people against masks should be denied treatment if they catch COVID, but then turn around and say we shouldn't discriminate against obese people when setting insurance rates. Some of them refused to acknowledge that being fat makes you more likely to die from the virus because they didn't want to be accused of fat-shaming.

Then again, these people are probably cheering on the woman that used Gorilla Glue in her hair and is now talking about suing the company for not putting on the can not to use in their hair.

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phandaal 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's what I told my wife. Bonus, turns out women like brave men who don't let fear control them.

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magafren 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is gold right here

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BeyondCoincidence 23 points ago +23 / -0

There are some people who literally enjoy wearing the mask and taking it upon themselves to be mask monitor for everyone else. Ignore them if at all possible. They're looking for attention.

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guten_morgen 12 points ago +12 / -0

For some people, following rules gives them purpose.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Burrito Chad is a hero!

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Brownwaterboys 8 points ago +8 / -0

awww that feels like forever ago. A simpler time. Man i remember him posting about it, teasing it for like a day, then it drops. And its like 100x funnier than i thought it could be.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes when I'm sad, I think about the look that crazy woman gave to her soy boyfriend after Burrito Chad gave him a bloody nose. You know she dumped him within 48 hours, then slept with a Trumper just to get the urge out of her system.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are all Burrito Brothers now

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Kekmanchoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Best saga to grace this site.

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covidredpilledme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just tell them, "Sir, you are invading my 6ft of safe distance. You are putting my life at risk by being so close to me."

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Wrathofwretchcmox 18 points ago +18 / -0

They honestly rather everyone be dead than be wrong. They’d rather everyone be an actual racist then be wrong. There is something extremely unwell about them. The way they think is something I can never understand.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Think? What is this "think" you refer to? It has no place under the usurper's administration

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towtrucklightbar 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've asked this question, or a variant "At what point do you feel masks will be unnecessary?" Ghosted 100% of the time. Can't reason with emotion and hysteria...stops them dead in their tracks. So to speak...😏

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towtrucklightbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we know the answer to that question, sadly. What shocks me over and over again is how, well, dumb people are in that they are unable to think critically and just lash out with emotion even when presented with facts. Very discouraging! Guess it may be the bell curve in play...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That doesn't work.

The schtick of "if everyone would just wear a mask this would be over" is an obvious lemming. SOOooo much data disproving that claim.

A date after which I die rather than wear a mask? It's not a sensible question. There are worse things than masks. I am exempt per CDC regs. I would die from a mask, rather than without one. Still, the answer to your question is circumstantial, not hard and fast on a calendar.

Plenty of things I'd die for. A mask is the least of our problems. It is, however, a symbol of submission to the OWG. Not sure that is really the biggest problem with masks, as so many don't even realize One World Government is in place now.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 02, my choice!

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Cmchn 15 points ago +15 / -0

They're also mad because a lot of people need to conform so badly it literally terrifies them when others won't. Tell some people you don't like football and watch how they react.

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HaitchElGee 9 points ago +9 / -0

For all their championing of 'individuality' and 'being different', it's long seemed to me that the average leftist's biggest fear is not fitting in.

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TBGJC 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's not because they live in fear, it's because they want to virtue signal and talk down to everyone else.

If masks prevent people from LITERALLY DYING, then how honorable do the mask cult members look for not only wearing a mask, but trying their best to make others wear them too.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's a mighty big if there, Pilgrim

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ohwens 12 points ago +12 / -0

sort of like this:

https://i.imgur.com/vswvi5D.png

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gunzoomborger 9 points ago +9 / -0

People are so afraid to die they've stopped living.

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Can-Maga 9 points ago +9 / -0

“A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us.”

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 8 points ago +8 / -0

eh i don't believe they believe masks do anything. its more a cult herd mentality, of fascists. they hate people who don't submit to their beliefs.

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SauronWasFramed 9 points ago +9 / -0

They fog up my glasses....because I exhale moisture droplets....that bypass the mask and vent up or down.

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malooch 8 points ago +8 / -0

I live in West Hollywood. Peak woke. Peak cringe. I’ve yet to wear a mask outside anywhere I go. No one has had the balls to say shit yet. Just people dodging out of my way into oncoming traffic and a salty look here and there. I swear deep down I think they’re jealous.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is amazing. Go you.

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TearofLys 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is one theory. I don't know why, but many of them seem to live in a constant state of rage.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you were that stupid you'd be pissed too.

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45isthebomb 7 points ago +7 / -0

My wife has discovered that ALOT of tellers in various stores around our town seem to Love that she doesn't wear a mask. She has the longest conversations with these tellers. It's almost like they like to speak to actual people and not some random mask person.

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ProudWhiteMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well you got to respect setting, if a worker tells you to put your mask on it's because "corporate" required him to do so so if you have a mask better put it on. If it's someone you're walking by then fuck them. Context is important, if a business owner aks me to do it when I ask to go to the bathroom it is annoying but whatever he isn't risking a fine and i don't want him to get it but if it's someone walking in a sidewalk next to me then fuck them they can stay home.

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dr_gonzo 7 points ago +7 / -0

This has a lot of truth to it. I've been a libertarian for a long time now, and one thing I've definitively determined about collectivists, is that many of them despise individualists simply because they aren't willing or capable of making it on their own, so they despise people who are.

Whether they realize it or not, that feeling of resentment underpins their political views. Pathetic really.

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HaitchElGee 6 points ago +6 / -0

I totally agree. My leftist ex is the most insecure person I've ever met, and based most of his decisions and much of his behavior on what other people might think of him. His political opinions were entirely dependent on what his Facebook friends thought, and actual evidence couldn't sway him at all. He simply wasn't willing to risk forming his own opinion, in case he turned out to be wrong and it bruised his ego.

I'd feel bad for him because it must be a terrible way to live, but he took his self-loathing out on me, constantly nitpicking and trying to undermine my confidence, so fuck him. They deserve their misery.

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Pepedom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Had my first crazy masker encounter yesterday. Went to the storage unit....was in my unit with my husband, without masks. See this normal yet masked guy quickly walk by our unit. He stops 3 meters away turns around and walks RIGHT INTO our unit and say, "You know you're supposed to be wearing masks indoors". He got unnecessarily close, yelled then stormed off to get management. Complete loony

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Sylvester1212 6 points ago +6 / -0

Absolute truth.

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Sgt-Pepper1 6 points ago +7 / -1

Dr. visit yesterday: Dumb Facility Temperature-Taker: "You can go in, but your wife has to wait outside."

Me: "No, she is with me or I leave. Get someone with more authority out here."

DFT-T goes to ask for help, comes back and says, "OK, she can go in with you."

Me: "Of course, fucking of course."

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Gyrfalcon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got the REALLY Dumb Facility Temperature-Taker. My temp normally runs 96.x. This day it was 95.x. She totally freaked! Are you sick? Do you have Chills?

An obvious diversity hire. 😁

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ShittersFull 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wear my fuck Gavin mask at trader Joe's and the customers hate it but the employees love it

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POTUS_DonnieJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Walking to the mailbox at my apartment complex after work today a masked lady coming out of her apartment looked at my with disdain and in a very demeaning tone said “enjoying the outdoors without a mask?” These people have completely lost it, I was the only person in at least 200 feet and even when she came outside she was a good 30 feet away. I just replied “sure am” and kept walking without even giving her a 2nd glance. Its really sad what the democrats did to our people. First through the education system, they made them exceptionally stupid, then through the media they made them exceptionally scared. And all for control, power and money. Eternal damnation isn’t good enough for the leftist cabal.

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SauronWasFramed 5 points ago +5 / -0

The people I work with require people that work in cubes, with walls, to mask up.

Have an office with a door? Mic it’s open, your mask up. Close it and you can breathe normal.

I’ve never shut my office door in 25+ years until yesterday when the government told me I had to wear a mask with an open door.

How farking stupid.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

YMCA in Virginia: mask required when lifting weights. Mask not required when using treadmills or when in GROUP EXERCISE CLASS.

Message: fuck you weightlifting Chads, we know you all voted Trump.

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Hexagon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't you even care that they are scared!

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Ic3D 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great point!

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TwitterIsTrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m angry that I was never even given a choice. I hate my stupid idiot commie state. I want to take my entire state government and just throw them into a lake

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Keep_on_winning_kag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lots of suitable lakes out there and atleast 10,000+ in Minnesota.

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COanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely. Because these mask wearers are weak minded and are afraid of everything CNN and MSM lies about on the boob tube.

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Gmelindag 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the truth!

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

reminds me of that matrix meme with the kid and the spoon.

https://media.patriots.win/post/6i1DGAyZ.png

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libtards_r_stoopid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wholeheartedly agree with that astute observation.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do not wear masks.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% accurate. The local Branch Covidians are losing their minds screeching at me for not helping them Push The Narrative. Screw Fauxi, screw his multi-mask improvisational bullshit. (Also, I'm not a fan of scientifically-illiterate delusionnaires blowing their ill-fitting Covid-chic mask off yelling in my face, aerosoling me with WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE? REEEEE!!!)

>A Leftist "friend" saw that I had worn a mask in public at an unavoidable event and was gushing about how virtuous he felt that I was helping to "raise mask awareness." He was not happy with the truth: having had multiple surgeries this year, I was trying to protect myself from very-recently-recovered WuFlu patients in close proximity who were unwisely prematurely flouncing about in public for attention.

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CalmlyA 1 point ago +2 / -1

When fear is a virtue, the unafraid are the enemy.