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EMP2024 59 points ago +60 / -1

Mrs Butterworth was black?

Am I retarded for not knowing that?

I don't eat maple flavored corn syrup so that might be why I haven't paid any attention.

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BilbroNaggins 47 points ago +48 / -1

I don't eat maple flavored corn syrup

THIS! Do yourself a favor and get real maple syrup, high fructose corn syrup is a bomb in your body, that shit is several time more dangerous than sugar and it's already in a lot of foods, stop poisoning yourself with that trash.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 28 points ago +29 / -1

government has been trying to kill us since 1964. That's when they burned every bit of legitimate health research, all of which was based on food. They unleashed their "4 food groups" lie. Suddenly breakfast was the most important meal of the day, consisting of carbs, carbs, and more carbs. Including HFCS.

Butter was bad, margarine was good. Heart disease and diabetes increased as those of us raised like this grew. Childhood obesity was still rare, but growing.

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ArtLife 5 points ago +6 / -1

that's why my husband and myself, and many other healthy people, only eat animal sourced foods. In other words, meat.

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germancuckpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Murica at its best.

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ArtLife 1 point ago +1 / -0

some brain-fogged carb zombie downvoted my post. LOL!

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D0NNIE_DARK0 5 points ago +9 / -4

This is true. Also the healthy foods are less so because Big Ag has stripped the soil and keeps messing with the genetics. Gluten in our wheat is unnaturally high. Monsanto is splicing pig DNA in tomatoes. It’s nuts.

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Ifififokiedoke 8 points ago +11 / -3

Lol Monsanto did not splice pig DNA into a tomato. They tried it with flounder DNA years ago to winterize plants but they dropped the project.

The amount of GMO misinformation is just retarded. We have been fucking with plant genes for thousands of years and when we can finally do it at a genetic level all the sudden it's bad because someone watched a lefty documentary.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did not know that - Johnny Carson

I do know that spinach had 17x more nutrients in the 50's.

Supposedly the new style of farming that avoids plowing starts restoring soil in a couple years and brings it back to health after maybe 5 years. I don't know if this is true. It may be another trick? It's sort of along the lines of "organic" though.

Organic tomatoes that taste like bacon?

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Whatyougotson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also heavy metals can leech into soil overtime and end up on what you consume. I drink kratom which comes from indonesia and i know theres a lot of heavy metals in the soil over there. Wonder if mosanto and their pig splicing know anything about corona's splicing. Both are living organisms not that far apart.

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mikejones 6 points ago +7 / -1

Government does it best to stop drugs coming over the border but then let's companies advertise food loaded with poison.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Government controls illegal drugs coming into our borders. They would like a monopoly.

Before poppy based opiates became an epidemic here, we had soldiers guarding poppy fields in Afghanistan. Just as one example.

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Juicebusters 1 point ago +16 / -15

Wrongo, I grew up with real maple syrup but nothing is better than original Aunt Jemima maple flavored corn syrup. It rules.

No, it doesn't do anything different in your body and no, people who eat it aren't dirtier inside than you. What are you, a Pharisee now lol bringing back 'dirty and clean' foods so you can feel more sinless and pure lol

No, it just becomes good old delicious sugar in your body like any other and then you get to lift weights and make love to your wife with the energy you get from it. Good stuff!

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D0NNIE_DARK0 12 points ago +13 / -1

Tell that to a diabetic. HCFS is the worst.

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RegularAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes but for non diabetics it's fine. Given that you don't overindulge. Diabetes has a lot to do with genetics over how much sugars you eat

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Juicebusters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell a diabetic natural maple syrup is healthy for them.

and if by HCFS you mean 'high fructose corn syrup' then no, its not any worse or any better than any other sugars. It's a religious belief you have to make yourself feel less sinful inside than someone else.

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BilbroNaggins 6 points ago +6 / -0

Totally subjective matter, If you think it tastes better that's you, this is the first time someone tell me that maple flavored corn syrup tastes better than real maple syrup, so completely subjective matter, second thing, don't make a fallacy of my statement, something being unhealthy doesn't mean "clean or dirty", all the sugars in excess are bad, me saying that Corn Syrup is unhealthy has nothing to do with religious dogmas or anything like that, you obviously are free to eat and also do with your body what you wish so if you think that HFCS taste better than real maple syrup then enjoy it.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've had plenty of both and the corn syrup is so sweet. It's like candy. Real maple syrup tastes like tree sap.

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Juicebusters 1 point ago +1 / -0

me saying that Corn Syrup is unhealthy

You're incorrect. It's as good as any other sugar and sugar keeps you from dying.

and yes, I think you believe in that for religious reasons and nothing else.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corn syrup and HFCS aren't the same thing because HFCS got all sorts of lobbyists to get gov't definitions changed so we truly don't know WTF is really in HCFS. It's like how "natural flavor" isn't.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +9 / -5

Absolutely false. You know nothing about HFCS.

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Juicebusters 0 points ago +1 / -1

False, you know false lies about 'HFCS' and its a magic belief you hold to feel superior and cleaner and stronger than others.

One of the reasons we know this is because in a double-blind study we could feed you corn syrup or any other sugars and you'd never once notice any difference, feel any different, you would also show no difference in tasks, athletic ability, skills, energy and then the best doctors would not be able to identify any difference aligning to any of the sugar.

Its all psychosomatic and a religious belief you want to have.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 4 points ago +6 / -2

I get the nostalgia, but that stuff is bad for you.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most processed food isn't healthy, but those who can't abstain (for whatever reason) just need to use sparingly. One of the great things about walking away from the MSM is more time to cook for ourselves.

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Juicebusters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, its fine and you can still buy it and bathe your pancakes in it today. The only thing you'll do is get stronger.

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phandaal 22 points ago +22 / -0

I always thought she was an old white lady.

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

So did I.

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Star51 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well maybe now you two bigots will understand just how deep your systematic racism is.

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independentbystander 7 points ago +7 / -0

#PoundMeToo. I thought Mrs. Butterworth was white. Must be that "Mandela Effect" thingy.

>In my timeline, Mandela died in the 1980s. I read about it in the Rolling Stone Leftist-propaganda magazine. Over the years, I have seen many obituaries of celebrities etc that I plainly remember reading/seeing news of their previous demise years before. Maybe this is due to the internet "death hoax" meme, maybe it's due to celebrities being somewhat generic thus easily mixed-up. Or maybe CERN really did screw up our time/space continuum with their particle-accelerator.

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CannonballJunior 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here, and she sounded white in the commercials - the longtime voice was provided by a white actress.

At any rate, I never cease to be amazed by how today's society routinely submits to the nonsensical demands of the mentally ill.

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Light_HIV_Effect 10 points ago +10 / -0

She always sound like an older white lady.

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

plus she had junk in tha trunk

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know for a fact they do. Have you seen them on scooters in Walmart?

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

*thicc

FTFY

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +4 / -2

Steatopygia is sub-Saharan thing.

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Juicebusters 2 points ago +3 / -1

They do but they don't get the junk in the trunk, they get it in their saddlebags.

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justanotherSCpatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

those nice wide hips

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was her big ole dress.

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nds19 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek. Seriously though, that stuff is hot garbage.