Hey guys the left is right! We need perfect representation of women on company boards and in positions of power! 50% of the population is female therefore 50% of all these positions must be women!

Actually, we need to go a step further! The category of women must be broken out by age and weight. We can’t have old women represented more than their population compared to young women. Also, it’s only fair bbw females are equally represented in all things as skinny females are! Also, not all bbw women look the same so we need a breakout by hip to waist ratio so we don’t favor curvy bitches. Also, we need a breakout by women’s foot size. We can’t have women with attractive small feet getting proportionally favored.

I propose we set up shop and collect body measurements and contact info for an equity database. I will handle women 18-25, under 130 lbs with small feet. Who is with me!