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BahamaDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are missing a bunch:

Flies US Flag

Flies US Flag upside down since the "erection"

Owns and is holding GME stonk until hell freezes over

Owns a firearm (higher scored for more guns owned)

Owns ammunition (higher score for owning more than the capacity of the firearm)

Concealed Carry permit holder

Live in a Constitutional carry state

Member of NRA

Member of CCA

Member of Gun Owners of America

Drives purely American cars

Has a US Flag based FACE COVERING (but refuses to wear it)

Only buys American appliances

Relatives buried at Arlington National Cemetary (+1 point for every year they have been buried there)

Avoids California

Avoids Oregon

Avoids Washington (D.C & State)

Avoids New York

Laughs when seeing Jerry Nadler waddle away from the podium with shit in his diaper.

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SlackusRex 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think I just hit a bobillion points...

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kornesque 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude, no cheat codes.

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Nunyo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I'm fucked.... I was already fucked because I live in commiefornia, everything is registered.

What about owning a dillon 550 or a Mec?