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Onemoretime11 92 points ago +92 / -0

Of course the communist would have a manifesto

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mushroomhead 35 points ago +35 / -0

Saw that 2. More like... MAN FIST OH

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chahn1138 7 points ago +7 / -0

Inform the Internet: We have a WINNER!

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myredditnameisfake [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

Be a good little comrade and buy a pillow.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I get a custom Daisy Hogg body pillow? If not, then fuck that guy.

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FlexPowerhouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we have a new collectors edition coming out.

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yuugecrowds 10 points ago +10 / -0

Most of the people that write manifestos are very well read and can spell correctly. he's a cheap knockoff of the real thing.

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, yea. He sales shill shells by the shill shore.

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559throw 5 points ago +5 / -0

And of course there would be cringe-AF smilies all over it. Probably the same way he tries to pick up chicks dudes on tinder grindr.

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outlaw 37 points ago +37 / -0

Why, that only helps them out?

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SpookySpook 42 points ago +42 / -0

Yeah. 1 million interested in dumb pillows

Hours upon hours of msm circlejerking, spreading the message and increasing their potential customers

Dumb strategy

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outlaw 40 points ago +40 / -0

All we're doing is giving him free press.

Fuck him.

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Gotanidea 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t be a fool. They will use the numbers of interest to increase traffic and more interest.

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redcon-1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Count me in, Im doing it! Overproduce all the pillows to bite, Hoggie-boy. All your pillows are belong to you, fucker.

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Wordlife187 18 points ago +20 / -2

I means they will anticipate a LARGE turnout and have a fuck ton of pillows made. Only for 5% to actually buy it and they'll be stuck with the over order.

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outlaw 31 points ago +31 / -0

That's not how it works.

They have already announced they were looking for a manufacturer, they are selling someone else's pillows under their name.

All you will do is help get them in more stores and other suppliers... hey look at all the support we got, here's our email list, etc, etc.

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myredditnameisfake [S] -20 points ago +3 / -23

No, it will fuck up what little marketing strategy that they have. They will believe that 50,000 people are ready to buy and then the day that you can order, they will sell a few hundred and they will be stuck with a shit ton off stock leftover

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outlaw 26 points ago +27 / -1

That's not how it works.

They have already announced they were looking for a manufacturer, they are selling someone else's pillows under their name.

All you will do is help get them in more stores and other suppliers... hey look at all the support we got, here's our email list, etc, etc.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well of course they arent creating their OWN product. Satan and his spawn can only destroy, not create.

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myredditnameisfake [S] -2 points ago +4 / -6

That is exactly how it works. They will still have to make a bunch of shitty pillows with the faggot logo and then will not sell any.

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outlaw 13 points ago +13 / -0

They are NOT MAKING THEM.

They are already made, through a already set up pillow manufacturer.

All they are doing is buying them from the company.

I'm not going to help the little faggot, this is a troll post bigly !!!!!

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Gabbs1212 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see your point, that they aren't manufacturing. However, they will still be responsible for the purchase order. My company makes what we have orders for. If a distributor that i have sends a PO for 15 machines, and gets stuck with 10 because he couldn't sell them, thats not on me. I'm still owed that money.

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outlaw 3 points ago +3 / -0

In truth nobody knows the exact contract he has with the company, he could just be buying and shipping directly from the company, simply slapping a label on already made pillows.

The worst thing that could ever happen to the moron is if nobody talked about his company, him or his pillows, not send him traffic, give him links, etc, that's what kills a company, any good marketer will tell you controversy is one of the top best form of getting your name out on the internet.

It's a distraction from everything going on anyways.

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bootsy_two_scoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look up how drop shipping works.

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redcon-1 1 point ago +1 / -0

“First come, first served” says it in the ad, homie. Seems as though he will buy based on available funding and sell that batch up front. Maybe he gets a bit underwater because all the preorder sign ups? Good for us. Now he has a loan and a shitload of pillows.

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mercynurse 11 points ago +11 / -0

Where’s your Womynifesto?

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redcon-1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mercynurse, you have begun to think like the enemy. You are invaluable.

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terryfolds 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why is this homo's grammar so awful if he goes to Harvard?

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dementia_man_good 8 points ago +8 / -0

faggot didn't even spell william correctly on the manifesto. so many more errors, but a name of one of the founders?

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NC_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

This person can't even type. howpowerful intoreality Loser came up with this idea a week ago.

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Cesare_Borgia 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is not a good idea.

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Surfsup 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just ignore it

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killerbeblue 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck that. No traffic to faggot pinkos that use words like "manifesto".

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PEPEpeepee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmfao. They crowdsourced a name and this is the best shit they can come up with? Why are lefties so functionally retarded?

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Mummabear20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Since when did a pillow company need a manifesto? Are they really going to change the world a pillow at a time? Keep buying My Pillows. I would if I could

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Rubberbunnies 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Read our manifesto”

Haha. Nope.

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NC_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

That has to be the worst logo I have ever seen.

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure what the worst part is about it, but the smiley at the end really doesn't help. Def looks like a 9 y/o made it.

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PatriotPartyFrog 4 points ago +4 / -0

I not even gonna make them think I’m interested in it for a second, kick rocks comrade

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ANTI_Globalist12 3 points ago +3 / -0

goodpillow is an ngo , will never sell pillows

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

:^)

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Lepreco-Inc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope. That could be used for fundraising from investors, give them what they need for a good news report and placement in every damn store. Nope.

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TheLivingExample 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mike Lindell should make a version of MyPillow called Great Pillow and keep one upping the name if they change it .. like those Liberian Warlords, General Mosquito and General Mosquito Spray.

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mushroomhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOO. Pillow....

Eeek

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romanhelmet 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's very telling that Good Pillow's web site never mentions anything about their pillows or how they would make a high quality pillow that is different than the rest or even mentioning a money back guarantee if not satisfied.

Looks like a total CF crash and burn...too bad I can't short it...it would be a better short than GME.

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

manifesto

howpowerful.

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Call_me_Titty 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is genius. Do it now

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crazyjackel 1 point ago +1 / -0

God, I could make a better website than that.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

No thanks. Just data collection and nothing more.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what he's calling his fake pillow product? Wow, Harvard is sure producing some winners. Is he using used tampons and semen for stuffing?

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xxxMAGA420xxx 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a scam, but people love this stuff.

I've never received a single item from any of the kickstarters or indiegogo campaigns I've donated too. I'm probably more unlucky than others with crowdfunding of projects.

These people are gonna lose their money.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why the fuck do they all have to talk like faggots?

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

:)

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ICantREEEE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah

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Data 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nah, this is dumb.

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Tennessee_Jed -1 points ago +1 / -2

No it isn't. Make them spend tons of capitol on trying to meet the demand of preorders... only to have spent a shitload of money and have way less orders than expected. Sounds both funny and smart to me!

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patch6 1 point ago +1 / -0

The emotional baggage keeps the pillow from rolling around.

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syntaxError 1 point ago +1 / -0

They used a demo for nextJs. At least change up the styles 😂

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MrTahm 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, fuck those guys.

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JesusWept 1 point ago +1 / -0

I take my pillows without manifestos.

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you have to pay to get on the list?

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RampRat43 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your just an ass!

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually has a manifesto. Getting annoyed.

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Belac186 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a typo.

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myredditnameisfake [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

More than one

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Foxbat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't do this. They use the pre orders to get venture capital investment.

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Wordlife187 1 point ago +2 / -1

Just did it. Under "anything else you'd like to say?" Told them I was excited for the rollout. 🤣

Also, always use a garbage email address. Phone number is optional, not mandatory.

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myredditnameisfake [S] -1 points ago +1 / -2

KeK

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TheLivingExample 1 point ago +1 / -0

If purchase/return shipping is included, buy a pillow, return a pillow.

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m straight.

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sgt_richard 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has to be a money grab.

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magajew 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a faggy message... does he update it everyday?