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YodaBannon 12 points ago +12 / -0

"whoa oh oh I'm a drunk driver, hey little girl is your daddy home"- Barf Shitsteen

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nozonozo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I'll be Hog Tied!

Brucie needs to drink to deal with his internal demons.

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bedwetter.

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nozonozo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prostate Problems?

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YodaBannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drenched in urine

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FuckRioters 8 points ago +8 / -0

Was he driving a Jeep?

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nozonozo 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO

Wasn't Bruce supposed to move out of the country when Trump won in 2016?

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Mukzn [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard this as well!

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BS2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

isn't there a public mugshot?

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AngryAF 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm looking for pics for a meme r n LOL

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BS2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

funny how this happened in November and no public mugshot seems readily available

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Born In The DUI

Drinking, and driving, In The Dark

Born To Drink, and drive.

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outlaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess NJ didn't give a shit he was born in the USA?

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Mukzn [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess not. No one is above the law.

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Pegstar69 2 points ago +2 / -0

"the door's open, but the ride ain't free"

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gtwhizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was just taking a Jeep shot, or two.

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starboard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump curse. This is perfect.

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SFWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never liked his music. Literally garbo.

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Mex-Right 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nelson laugh*

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RPchill1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know it's old news, but it's still delightful to hear.

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

This'll get nol prossed.

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deplorablepepe4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh this is old news. Happened back in November.....Stupid click baity garbage trying to make it look recent. Although it does make jeep look worse off choosing him for a wokesperson coming off a DWI

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feinsteins_driver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was he in a Jeep

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JoinTheDiscussion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Karma bitch!!!

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aqua27 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats great news How you don't get Trump lovers on the jury

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DonnieRamesJio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glory days, was back in 1985

Glory days, all the cops used to turn a blind eye, glory da-a-a-a-a-ays

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CosmoKramer 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh no. that sucks

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