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IncredibleMrE1 111 points ago +112 / -1

when the vodka, vicodin, and botox are all fighting for control

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deleted 45 points ago +46 / -1
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bigdickhangsright 19 points ago +20 / -1

Nutting vs I'm in church

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SaltyBAZ 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's the same picture.

What? I can't be the only former altar boy here!

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svlem 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek, inb4 seethers

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NeverArgueWithIdiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two Latvian look at cloud One see potato Other see impossible dream Is same cloud

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

WEW 🔥

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Chad_Dudebroski 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pelosis 3 branches

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people deteriorate because they are possessed.

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illiac-iv 1 point ago +1 / -0

One more lifting and nancy will have a goatee. Sorry for the guys who are eating, but as inconvenient and disturbing as it may be, it is still the truth.

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Filial_Piety_is_key 65 points ago +65 / -0

sleep with one eye open

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Sigma 66 points ago +66 / -0

gripping your MyPillow tight

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deleted 47 points ago +48 / -1
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ughhhhhh 39 points ago +39 / -0

We're alt-right

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deleted 36 points ago +36 / -0
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_-Th0r-_ 34 points ago +34 / -0

We’re off to Mar a Lago land ... \m/

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FirstThessalonian 13 points ago +13 / -0

Now I lay me down to sleep

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marikiri 11 points ago +11 / -0

pray to god my tendies to keep

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illiac-iv 2 points ago +2 / -0

in a brand-new, brand-label adidas jogging suit and a vintage white MAGA hat! Can't we do something project-bluebeamey now?

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ContraryMerry 11 points ago +11 / -0

Enter night

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big Mike holds his flesh light close to his bosom

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illiac-iv 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rachel Levine volunteered for the position but was met with a rebuff.

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LorettasKankles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hahahah kek!! Gripping mypillow tight!!!!

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are mypillows any good? My aunt and uncle bought them. They are huge Trump people, and they hated them.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biting the HoggPillow while Big Mike goes to town.

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Aspielogic2 13 points ago +13 / -0

And the eye that's open, doesn't react to 3 bright lights.

Mydriasis (dilation) is caused by drugs (prescribed or street).

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ContraryMerry 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or trauma to the eye or brain or disease.

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Aspielogic2 13 points ago +13 / -0

C: all of the above

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malooch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bill the butcher!

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Maxdady01 54 points ago +54 / -0

+1 one for you, Fren.

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Ninki333 16 points ago +16 / -0

One eye is looking at you while the other is looks for you.

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Satisfyingly odd description of a duplicitous being.

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ContraryMerry 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bwahaha!

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BigIgloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Half of Congress have their makeup done by the same mortician, who also has a degree in paleontology.

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cucks_on_parade 2 points ago +2 / -0

herpatology

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MAGAMetalhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where in the hell am I going to go? To the goddamn makeup counter at Macy's? You go to a funeral home to get gruesome repairs!

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DamitBobby 26 points ago +26 / -0

Nancy says to Forrest Whittaker "hold my beer"

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Mishabird 19 points ago +19 / -0

Looks like she needs a morning Vodka Collins.

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Mukzn 14 points ago +14 / -0

KEK

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

Really?

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YourWifesBoyfriend 11 points ago +11 / -0

When people ~5-10 years from death control the country.

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Gmelindag 8 points ago +8 / -0

What a sad, disgusting looking old lady!

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consumptiveballerina 8 points ago +8 / -0

CUNT

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Cyberpunkd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bitch is a drunken train wreck

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BigIgloo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fucking drunk ass Yzma

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Cerise224 6 points ago +6 / -0

Indica!

Gorilla Cookies........ :D

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Ifififokiedoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many ounces of Gorilla Glue are in those?

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TrumpTrain425 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gorill Cookies isn't an indica strain. GG has diesel lineage and almost no myrcene, gsc has durban poison lineage

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TrumpTrain425 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no!! Went right over my head! Lol, thanks

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Octave 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a trainwreck. Satan did promise her she'd get to rule in hell though.

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Ch138 6 points ago +6 / -0

She was replaced by a defective Chuck-e Cheese robot.

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CrustySockpuppet 5 points ago +5 / -0

She’s a human speedball

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chahn1138 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ms. Hooked on Tonics ™ Strikes Again ! !

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I literally lol’d just now... thank you

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TrumpFarren 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Swalwell is my hero, he stopped sucking cuck long enough to get us into to bed with China.”

OR

The face she makes after sticking it to Schumer from behind with her old cuck!

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NataliesFeet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her mouth:

DIARRHEA

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knuckles_ghost 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the difference :)

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RogueLeaderX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do they assemble her face with Play-Doh?

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polish_snausage 5 points ago +5 / -0

That looks like an older picture... I can see her eyebrows in the same frame as her eyes

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left side is her Chinese counterpart

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Smooth_Kahuna 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's some Forest Whitaker Shit right there.....

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Bratts99 4 points ago +4 / -0

I spit my beer out on this one

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Belac186 4 points ago +4 / -0

Covid vaccine probably straightened right up.

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MickHigan2 4 points ago +4 / -0

GASP... CHOKE... LAUGH... VOMIT

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Decidedly-not-FBI 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is like the after of those "this is your brain in drugs" commercials of yesteryear.

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ProudCHUMP4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Old bat doesn't need her wratchet hand to cover one eye anymore, the devil does it for her.

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malooch 4 points ago +4 / -0

= dank ass demonic hybrid with corrupt cannabinoids

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paramour 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eww. Dat skank be nasty.

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LinWoodDidntKillHims 4 points ago +4 / -0

When you see hunter bidens footjob porn

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Bldg_2019 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if anyone ever tells her that she looks like an elderly guido whore before she goes out in public or if she likes looking that way.

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ProudCHUMP4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

New set of teeth but the mask is crooked. Any doubles we can compare her to?

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journalist 4 points ago +4 / -0

irie mon

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Sour_Limey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Vodka + Meth 🍷😱

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Ic3D 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or we could not .... jeeze ...

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mclsusan 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL!

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POPOPO 3 points ago +3 / -0

NICE MOUTH

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19American62Woman 3 points ago +3 / -0

These comments are Golden!

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Moebius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta keep an EYE on that Bloodpressure...stroke out any day now.

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TheTudes 3 points ago +3 / -0

So funny

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Be_Banned 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I though I had a lazy eye, sheesh!

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yurimodin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought she was more like ruderalis

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jarasan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scary!

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FUCK_DemonRATS 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope this dumb bitch dies of cancer and suffers a horrible death that she well deserves. Fuck u Pisslosi. May you burn in hell where you belong