posted ago by everylastjuan ago by everylastjuan +6 / -2

At midnight, February 17, Jeff Sessions who is currently Attorney General will light lanterns in the Capitol Rotunda. If one light, then Q will appear to us and reveal that Bill Barr has arrested all deep state goons. If two lights, then the Plan will have to wait a while longer because we're running on silent mode. Remember, it had to be this way. 5:5

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CL1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

based!!

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Hippopoonis 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he lights three, will he take us all out for pizza?

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Nfn8wzdm 0 points ago +1 / -1

Okee doke...

How many lanterns were lit? Is the news covering any arrests yet? Was Hillary arrested?

You still 5:5? Since it's all loud and clear to you, would you mind explaining it to the rest of us that don't see anything happening?

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everylastjuan [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was satire, you retard.

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Nfn8wzdm 0 points ago +1 / -1

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I guess we'll see you in a week. I have to add this to my calendar so I don't forget. I thought that everyone gave up on Q.

You left out option 3... no lanterns. What does this mean?

Why does it have to be midnight? What if sessions tweets a picture of two lamps instead of actually lighting them. Does this mean the same thing?

I think that Q is Toresays.