The infamous, and hidden by the media, event where Creepy Joe Biden told the children he would be back for them in a few years. To sniff.

“The good news is, for me, I’m here. The bad news, for you, is I’m coming back,” he said. “I’m coming back, I’m coming back. And I want to see these beautiful young ladies, I want to see them dancing when they’re four years older, too,” he quipped to the crowd.