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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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RumorControl 4 points ago +4 / -0

As long as SNL makes jokes about a subject with canned laughed some people will literally abide by anything

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Hangmhigh 12 points ago +12 / -0

Time to ditch phones.

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Oh_mate 8 points ago +8 / -0

This^ They are an addiction so hard to quit. I’m typing on one right now but getting rid of them would solve a billion of problems.

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Boudicca2 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Wear a muzzle" ... like human dogs

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pursuitoftruth1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

What if you don't have a phone? You can't access that grocery store? Unless the government is paying for the phone & service this is unbelievably authoritatian.

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DanIsSwell [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, he actually mentioned “what about old people who don’t have a phone, or don’t even understand how to use an app” so sounds like you have to have a phone with this app.

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BlackKat 5 points ago +5 / -0

buy wifi jammers and cell phone jammers. fuck up their systems.

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DanIsSwell [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good idea

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soysaucenuts 3 points ago +4 / -1

“Precantionery”?

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DanIsSwell [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s him interpreting the sign. His English isn’t perfect

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Kamaltoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The old handy dandy Sonim construction phone. No internet, no aps. Fuck you very much.

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lilpal 3 points ago +4 / -1

I wonder if it can be deleted once it’s installed

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lemonjuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are better off having a used phone and install it. But you'll have to unwire your gps, cellular, bluetooth, and wifi. Or maybe get one with a removable battery, only use it when you shop where required.

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lilpal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or how about someone come up with a fake app that looks real when you show it to the authorities.

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apchrkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course it can be.

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DanIsSwell [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right? Do you have to show it every time to enter the store?

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lilpal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably so you would have to uninstall and reinstall ,uninstall reinstall, uninstall. Till I found an alternative store

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BasedNtruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

COVID-19 was the new 9/11, Ive been saying this for nearly a year now.

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TheTrumpDimension 2 points ago +2 / -0

prep for war js

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NimbleNavigator20202 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOPE absolutely Fuck That suck My fucking dick world government

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +3 / -2

This shit makes me wonder if I'm just gonna have to blow my brains out some day.

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, only if they come for you, then take them with you. Otherwise find some other way

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DanIsSwell [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely take them with you

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loverat 3 points ago +3 / -0

No fucking way - that's what they want.

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AnointedVisions 0 points ago +2 / -2

But I'm concerned about what I want, and that is to not live in a dystopian anti-human nightmare

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one wants to, but there has to be more of us than them.