We've a joke from back in the soviet union. I call the plumber to fix a leak, he says his first available vacancy is in ten years. I ask if it'll be in the morning or the evening. He says what do I care, it's ten years from now! I say the electrician will be there in the morning and I don't want a scheduling conflict.
Old soviet wisdom told men to always keep booze on hand. Magically, plumbers show up on time. Hopefully we've not fallen that far yet.
We've a joke from back in the soviet union. I call the plumber to fix a leak, he says his first available vacancy is in ten years. I ask if it'll be in the morning or the evening. He says what do I care, it's ten years from now! I say the electrician will be there in the morning and I don't want a scheduling conflict.
Old soviet wisdom told men to always keep booze on hand. Magically, plumbers show up on time. Hopefully we've not fallen that far yet.
>Hopefully we've not fallen that far yet.
We've got about a decade, I gather... We'll see.
Next up: Rodeo cowboys wearing assless chaps and rainbow hats.
Isn't that just gay night at the honky tonk?
No
No
NO
NOT THE NHL, ITS ALL WE GOT LEFT MAN
nop. they cucked out man. sorry.
Fuck em
Here's a song about that very topic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Izxkm-e7s
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