polishing his six gun, when all of a sudden a prius full of liberals crashed into his giant mesquite tree. S0 he jumps up and calls 911 and says, "Sherriff a prius full of liberals crashed into my tree you best come quick!". Now the sheriff was 2 hours away and it took him a while to get there. When the sheriff arrived he look in the prius and saw that it was empty. He walked up to the Texan man and asked him, "I thought you said there was a prius full of liberals?" The man responded, "Well there was, but they started to stink and I had to bury them, as a Christian man I felt compelled to do it." The sherrif then asked, "Are you sure they were dead? They could have been passed out/" The man replied, " Well one of them said he wasn't, but you know how them liberals lie."