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PurestEvil 58 points ago +58 / -0

Not if they get hundreds of spam mails every week.

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hallway_monitor 56 points ago +56 / -0

Scientology emails 😈

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LessAndLessIronic 20 points ago +20 / -0

If you have a couple hundred bucks to spare you can sign them up for the first level or two of scientology classes. Then those guys get REALLY persistent.

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YellowCrazyAnt 7 points ago +7 / -0

A knock on the door from Sea Org security. “We’re here to escort you to your audit!”

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hbcbob3 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the correct answer.

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OPsMom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good lord, no wonder they call us terrorists.

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charwoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watchtower mags. They send Johos around to deliver 'em.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man that’s evil.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 24 points ago +24 / -0

Back 15 years ago there used to be a Christian website with a list of at least 100 different websites and publications and you could check the boxes of the ones you wanted emails from, enter an email, hit submit, and then you were signed up for all their emails.

I pulled email addresses of the people I really hated from their Facebook's and checked every single box and signed them up. It was hilarious when a week later a bunch of them were complaining on Facebook about receiving hundreds of Christian emails every week, hahaha.

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schiff_for_brains 28 points ago +28 / -0

I signed somebody up for wake up calls from Barbie every hour of the day.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao, where can I go to do that?

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Richard_Dangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

How does one learn this power?

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ProphetOfKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

All I’m saying is one of my college buddies didn’t understand why he kept getting female body building mags sent to his dorm mailbox.

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Ninki333 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this still a thing? There are many out there who NEED Jesus.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks! That's awesome! I think I have a few people in need of hourly jesus reminders 🤣🤣

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha nice!