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Drinkup4 8 points ago +9 / -1

They are of a certain race and they always attack people that can't fight back.

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Wrathofwretchcmox 7 points ago +7 / -0

And if they fight someone not frail or old they always fight as a pack. Never one on one.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always the sneak attack, because they have a secret: they get gassed in 30 seconds. If they don’t win or scare an opponent into submission in 30 seconds, they’re finished. That’s why the best tactic is to body the initial barrage of punches, wrestle them to the ground, and hold them in a clinch. Let them struggle until they are gassed (basically count to 20) then pin them and start smashing their face in. Make sure you have a backup person to keep off other joggers, and to pull you off before you go too far.

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BlackHorse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just pat my really nice pocket holster, and they walk away. I am a patient man, but I'm not taking any punches.

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Modernturnkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

You sound like you've worked at a prison