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#CancelDisneyPlus (media.patriots.win) 🚫CENSORED🚫
posted ago by GetWokeGetBroke ago by GetWokeGetBroke +4405 / -0
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Philhelm 14 points ago +15 / -1

My wife, for one, who is so obsessed with Disney that she would probably let the Seven Dwarves run a train on her while blowing Mickey Mouse.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 12 points ago +13 / -1

Disney Divorce Court:

Judge: I see here Mr Mouse that you want to divorce Minnie because she is mentally ill

Mickey: I didn't say she was mentally ill. I said she was fucking Goofy

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Rufus_Shinra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol!

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Plugthegamey 8 points ago +10 / -2

Christ what is wrong with people. I live in florida and cringe every time I see the Mickey mouse head bumper sticker that yearly pass people get to have special parking or something. Fuck all of that.

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Philhelm 10 points ago +10 / -0

I got tricked into naming my child after a Disney princess. My wife suggested Sofia (as in the "Sofia I" cartoon it turns out), and I agreed with the stipulation that it be spelled "Sophia." It seemed fitting since my name (I'm sure you can figure it out) and my wife's name both derive from Greek. I didn't relate it to the cartoon character at the time.

I chose Isabella for my second daughter's name, after Queen Isabella of Spain. Apparently my wife thought that it was close enough to Belle from Beauty and the Beast. My wife needs help.

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sleepy_roger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit.. are you my brother in law?

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Philhelm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends. What does the birth mark on my penis look like?

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sleepy_roger 5 points ago +5 / -0

The OK hand symbol..

Damnit I knew it was you.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO how is that not a porno yet?

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +4 / -1

Divorce her.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, getting cucked by Goofy is a bridge too far.