"Listen, fat, here's the deal! I'm gonna need an order of shrimp fried rice, an order of bourbon chicken..."
"Uh...is this President Biden?"
"...two orders of chicken lo mein, one order or badakathchicken..."
"Excuse me? Mr. President?"
"...a large wonton soup, two things of crab rangoon, six egg rolls, and...what does Hunter want?"
"Um...sir?"
"Jill! Go see what Hunter wants! And ask Natalie if she wants anything while you're in there."
"Mr. President, I believe you've..."
"Look here, pal! I'm gonna need all of this chop-chop! No malarkey! And don't even think about skinching me on fortune cookies again or I'll take my business to Wok 'n' Roll!"
I'm sure that will never see the light of day. Even if the MSM gets a copy, they'll sit on it.
Quid Pro Quo.
"Listen, fat, here's the deal! I'm gonna need an order of shrimp fried rice, an order of bourbon chicken..."
"Uh...is this President Biden?"
"...two orders of chicken lo mein, one order or badakathchicken..."
"Excuse me? Mr. President?"
"...a large wonton soup, two things of crab rangoon, six egg rolls, and...what does Hunter want?"
"Um...sir?"
"Jill! Go see what Hunter wants! And ask Natalie if she wants anything while you're in there."
"Mr. President, I believe you've..."
"Look here, pal! I'm gonna need all of this chop-chop! No malarkey! And don't even think about skinching me on fortune cookies again or I'll take my business to Wok 'n' Roll!"
< Gets order >
"Aww, shucks, they forgot the trunalimunumaprzure!"
Correction, Biden's handlers were on the phone with President Xi for 2 hours. Biden isn't coherent enough to talk for that long.
....and doesn't remember any of it.
That must have been painful for Xi. Imagine being on a phone call with Biden.
...to tell him how much he wants to suck his dick.
Where is the leak?
But was it a perfect 2hr phone call?
Can someone leak it to the newspapers like they did to Trump?