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RentedMule 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sure that will never see the light of day. Even if the MSM gets a copy, they'll sit on it.

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quid Pro Quo.

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Listen, fat, here's the deal! I'm gonna need an order of shrimp fried rice, an order of bourbon chicken..."
"Uh...is this President Biden?"
"...two orders of chicken lo mein, one order or badakathchicken..."
"Excuse me? Mr. President?"
"...a large wonton soup, two things of crab rangoon, six egg rolls, and...what does Hunter want?"
"Um...sir?"
"Jill! Go see what Hunter wants! And ask Natalie if she wants anything while you're in there."
"Mr. President, I believe you've..."
"Look here, pal! I'm gonna need all of this chop-chop! No malarkey! And don't even think about skinching me on fortune cookies again or I'll take my business to Wok 'n' Roll!"

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InarosPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

< Gets order >

"Aww, shucks, they forgot the trunalimunumaprzure!"

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Fallingshadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correction, Biden's handlers were on the phone with President Xi for 2 hours. Biden isn't coherent enough to talk for that long.

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Bonami 3 points ago +3 / -0

....and doesn't remember any of it.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

That must have been painful for Xi. Imagine being on a phone call with Biden.

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giantrabbit1 2 points ago +2 / -0

...to tell him how much he wants to suck his dick.

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Razorba1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is the leak?

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 1 point ago +1 / -0

But was it a perfect 2hr phone call?

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iouybiy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone leak it to the newspapers like they did to Trump?