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Rock_Flag_Eagle 80 points ago +80 / -0

Patrick: “is mayonnaise incitement?”

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Bbasher 39 points ago +39 / -0

Plankton: "Ya'll never catch me Crabs. Not when I shift into maximum erection drive!"

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Ebbie8708 20 points ago +21 / -1

Greatest cartoon episode ever tbh. There are some great old school Simpsons episodes, but that episode included the following: messages of hope, melees, Taps being played because of a horrific death scene, and an awesome cheesy 80s hair metal ballad end song like any true 80s staple.

It’s called “Band Geeks” if you guys didn’t know.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh I love it so much. Early Spongebob was all gold, but that episode in particular really stands out. I miss good cartoons. If/when I have children I’m gonna download all those old Nickelodeon toons or get DVDs and that’s all they’ll watch. No modern cartoons since they’re all either woke garbage, or completely stupid and inane with no moral lessons whatsoever.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, The Simpsons used to be so good too.

But my boyfriend spoiled me with letting me watch nothing but obscure Christmas cartoons during the holidays gaha

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

First 10 seasons are national treasures. You get some good episodes up through about season 13, but they really started to degrade in quality around then. Thankfully, Futurama picked up the slack. Contemporary Simpsons is garbage and I don’t consider it canon.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not even the best episode from Spongebob season 2. Hard to top Shanghaied for me. Fly of despair, good and scary, dirty ship, leedle leedle lee, and of course...

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gary Come Home might be the saddest 1 min or so in TV. The guilt was real. The pain was real. It was all too real for anyone who lost a pet and felt it was their fault

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wzGH_AtmfRw

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gary Come Home might be the saddest 1 min or so in TV.

Even that's debatable. Season 2 had so many good episodes, including one of the best Christmas specials in any show ever.

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm just going to leave this here

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did I forget that?

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ThisIsHowItStarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Iiiiiiiiimmmmmmm rrreeeeaadddyyy!

It’s time to bring it around town, around town

I am ready, I am ready, I am ready ready ready Eddie Eddie

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

T E C H N I Q U E

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pikX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, I'd say the Krusty Krab Training Video is my favorite. But there isn't really a best episode so it doesn't really matter.

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j_dog 9 points ago +9 / -0

Horseradish is not incitement either

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nobody ever disappoints... i was going to say this :-)

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jennyfrutex 35 points ago +35 / -0

If Nancy Pelosi gets slimed, I'll watch.

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Whoopies_tds 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hunter Bukake?

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Please unspeak.

Now.

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sucky sucky long time.

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Godan 22 points ago +22 / -0

It would have been better if it said:

President accused of "being a meanie".

or

President accused of "orange man bad".

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Medtex1 18 points ago +18 / -0

When does Team Trump get to respond?

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MAGA_MyPillow 18 points ago +18 / -0

after the Democrats 16 hours are up. Team trump will get 16 uninterrupted hours to rebut the charges. Then there is a Q&A session afterwards from senators to have each side address any questions they have.

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Ebbie8708 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well, we complained Congress ain’t working. 16 hours is a long week for them.

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ObamasLooseButthole 10 points ago +10 / -0

The less they work the less our country gets fucked up.

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Isolated_Patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

What do they even have to do? The whitehouse is ruling by executive order now, congress is all show at this point.

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R-A-T-S- 11 points ago +11 / -0

Uninterrupted is a very tall order. Nancy will be screaming "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" every fifteen seconds until her facial.

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CantHaveMyGat 3 points ago +3 / -0

........😐 "until"

.....🤔 "her"

🤢 "facial"

🤮🤮🤮

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Light_HIV_Effect 9 points ago +9 / -0

So media coverage will cease when it's Trump's team. Got it.

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Danmax67 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's just hope it goes on for as long as possible. The longer they are occupied with this ridiculous dog and pony show the less time they have to enact legislation to further screw Americans.

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Patriotparty1971 12 points ago +12 / -0

If it's up to the democrats never

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Farage_massage 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bear in mind they haven’t even finished their OPENING statements yet. We not even at the end of the first part of the beginning yet...

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BoughtByBloomberg2 7 points ago +7 / -0

After 16 hours of Democrat whining.

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MajorClark 18 points ago +18 / -0

Perfect. lmao

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justanotherSCpatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

'inciting an erection' missed opportunity

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is nick, er, pedolodeon.

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Aambrick 10 points ago +10 / -0

I forgot they slimed. Wouldn't really matter though since this is the Swamp we are talking about.

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NullifyAndSecede 9 points ago +9 / -0

More slime on the channel than ever before

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NotableBuffalo 7 points ago +7 / -0

♫ Who broke in the chamber and chased AOC?

SpongeDon OrangePants! ♫

♫ Even though Orange, he likes white supremacy

SpongeDon OrangePants! ♫

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Ebbie8708 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joke now, but with Nick being all political af now, it probably is showing this mess haha

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know whether to believe this screenshot is real, because I could imagine them streaming it and shopping spongebob banners into it.

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SentryS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it sad or funny that this would get more people to actually watch their government?

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axrevolutionai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't remind me Back when Avatar Last Airbender was airing originally, they would cancel episodes of Avatar for Spongebob reruns It's to the point that they simply refused to air new episodes that were already made because of Spongebob. NICK insisted it was because action didn't generate ratings even though Avatar was commercially and critically successful and had massive crossappeal. So people who were super invested in Avatar had to download the new episodes as ota encodes since they were actually airing them in Europe The whole thing finished airing in Europe before it did here because between new Spongebob episodes and Spongebob marathons they treated Avatar like garbage. So I'm the lone pede who hates Spongebob memes and simply doesn't get it. When I read people comparing it to golden age Simpsons or first two seasons Family Guy and Futurama, I don't understand at all since pretty much those were the absolute peak of comedy animation. I grew up watching golden age Simpsons and the sheer amount of literature, pop culture, and comedy it exposed me to was mind blowing. I REALLY don't laugh when I read about foreigners who learned English or truly became American in mindset because they watched the Simpsons Unfortunately several generations younger have memed and shitposted this god awful POS Spongebob show into eternity. My wife and I once gave a ride to a much younger cousin who was visiting her aunt over the summer..she spent two hours going leedle leedle leedle on the way from Louisiana to Houston and it waa the most insufferable time in my life.

SORRY for the OT rant, but I had to vent for once how much I hate Spongebob and hope I find some likeminded pedes

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ThisIsHowItStarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

We had a small bathroom underneath the stairs for guests, I painted it and blue and decorate our SpongeBob. I was 37!

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ThisIsHowItStarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had a small person lunchbox that was SpongeBob, and it had a SpongeBob charge card it. I would take it to the bars with me whenever I go out drinking. People loved it

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ObamasLooseButthole 0 points ago +2 / -2

TLA sucked, bro.

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vongregormench 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are people actually watching this shit?

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guten_morgen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tried to but couldn't stomach it.

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geotus3000 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should have spongebob laughing playing on a loop during the entire thing. "Another day, another... nickel!"

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nickelodeon has become pure partisan propaganda. It's not like this is impossible. lol

Anyone still allowing children to watch that channel is a shit parent.

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Ed_Ward 3 points ago +3 / -0

It wouldn't surprise me if Nickelodeon actually showed the Democrats remarks to kids.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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cd3dog 3 points ago +3 / -0

be careful how you 'doctor' content, the FBI will wind up using it as evidence....

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Undying 3 points ago +3 / -0

The impeachment theme song is the one from Doug.

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Ez_mac 3 points ago +3 / -0

We would only be so lucky if it were an actual incitement. Usually the establishment goons end up getting hurt during incitement

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really do think that Trump should have turned this into a complete fucking circus.

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ForMyVeteranGrandpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok so, before I waste any more hours on this sh*t show...Trump's defence is gonna talk today or nah?

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Crisis83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, I thought it was erection. Wouldn’t put it past nick .

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +2 / -0

You killed it with this meme! Killed it!

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WTFtrump4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh please can we vote to slime them? Nevermind, if it’s jut us Pedes they all automatically get slime before they open their mouths.

I would pay to watch this.

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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us?

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Glue_sniffer1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need a splash on slime whenever grandpa up there smashes his little salt shaker on the desk

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amightybeard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we label this a shit post? There's plenty of real stuff out there that we don't need to muddy the clown world tag.

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Senaleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stay tuned for SLIME to come out of Pelosi's eyes.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wayne and Garth would say:

Clown World

Excellent

Impeachment Time

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Equality72521 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the meme!

This entire process is a farce. It reminds me of the sham hearing in "Scent of a woman". I wish I had your meme skills. I'd love to see one with Al Pacino deriding these asshats!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd10x8LiuBc

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