Now would be a good time to invest in abortion tourism businesses. Build a chain of abortion resorts across the border in Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Louisiana, and Texas women can book weekend abortion spa packages. Kill their baby, then relax and recover the next couple of days with massages, seaweed wraps, facials, mani-petis, and other life affirming services, so they can recover and really savor the power they had to kill their own baby.

I see an opportunity here. Best part: It will be making money off of predominantly liberal women, and it will just be that many fewer unwanted, uncared for liberals that will never have the chance to grow up and be shaped into communist agitators.