5124
Comments (330)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
4
The_General_Patton 4 points ago +4 / -0

People always need booze, bro! Rent is pretty cheap in Florida if you're not directly in the major tourist traps or right on the beach.

3
humped2424 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gotta do it I just can’t picture my life in New York anymore and I’m the biggest Republican so I’m always a lock for voting red

4
The_General_Patton 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm MAGA in California... I get it.

3
trump1aj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Detroit checking in, pass the fifth would ya?

1
The_General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rum or Gin?

2
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Greetings from the beach! Yeah, booze is overpriced, but people are LINING UP to come pay us for it!

1
The_General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck yes!