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squanchingonpao 105 points ago +105 / -0

I had this fat slob uber driver the other night with a manbun. 48 years old. About 90 lbs overweight.

Talks about how it was too expensive in Colorado and just bought a house in FL. You know this clueless fucking slob is going to vote dem in FL.

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NOTWOKE 50 points ago +50 / -0

Where is it safe for us Trump Yankees to flee? I’ll take the purity test.

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GoodGuyNixon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Come to a deep red county of FL and help shore it up

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Handshakemilk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Moving there next year after i retire. Can't wait.