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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 43 points ago +43 / -0

Most dudes will use it for lift kits and big ass TVs.

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RolandDelacroix 55 points ago +55 / -0

Nah, guns.

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CelesteD 26 points ago +26 / -0

this, ar kits

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spelunking_librator 16 points ago +16 / -0

this, or tits

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CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

one can get you the other :p

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +7 / -0

in multitude of ways I presume

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know the ladies always want tickets to my gun show

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RolandDelacroix 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are going up faster than GME! But I'm holding.

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tbh I do miss the days of being able to build one for $600

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

GME to $600!! You heard it here folks!!

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Klown_Schwab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Q predicted this. Trust the short squeeze.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Short squeeze already happened. Q also predicted a lot of people would be in jail by now and trump would win. Q didn’t predict shit. Qs only accomplishment was being the only monkey to type coherent sentences on a computer

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

80% Lowers!

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hope you are holding some of it back for tax stamps.

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AlwaysReady15 11 points ago +11 / -0

Imagine not having unserialized 80% lowers on the ready

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NullifyAndSecede 4 points ago +4 / -0

3d printer goes brrr

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Ato3K 2 points ago +2 / -0

Duh, only cost me 40 bucks at Home Depot for a dremel.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Horror!

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Thedaythe_redditdied 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you going to pay them?

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was totally tongue in cheek. I’m pretty sure no one will pay those.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok that’s good to hear. Just making sure no one was fooled Into getting on a kill me first list.

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GlockArm 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah sure.

Fuck em. Come to my house. The government is the USA is tyrannical and they have none of my respect any further. Every oath breaker, agent, politician and bureaucrat can catch bullets for all I care. Someone comes to my door as a government thug at this point they're getting the same response as an armed meth head would.

I'd rather die on my feet than kneel. Funny that's how all this shit started huh? they wanted you to take a knee. Lmao.

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Kelemor88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to afford that FN Scar

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Totally_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

A handful of ammo.

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SomeRandomGuy77 1 point ago +1 / -0

3 boxes of ammo.

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Survival Prep.

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swettyspaghtti 3 points ago +3 / -0

No a Les Paul copy and pay the bills...duh

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clutch replacement for me. The stock clutch on my 2011 GTI was finally starting to slip.

Not bad considering I went stage 1 immediately after buying it. 90k miles holding down an extra 100 ft-lbs of torque over stock tune is pretty dang good for OEM.

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schnazzmizzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nonsense.

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FreeFire 36 points ago +37 / -1

Sums it up nicely! And notice none of Congress has foregone one cent of their pay. Again I ask: Why do we need D.C.?

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Formerlurker92 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Because we need some of our money to go to gender studies in Pakistan. It's for America man. Don't you love America

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ClownTamer 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Pakistan Gender Studies shit’s worse than people realize. Things like that are money laundering and is usually money going directly back to the politicians that supported it. They’re not stupid. They don’t care about that stuff, either. They do it because they either already got a pay off and are paying it back, or somehow get the money back themselves or their family does. Nonprofits and Academia are the chief source of money laundering for politicians.

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goldkeyboardwarrior 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't know Pakistan has a missile named "Gender Studies." Is it as powerful as the MOAB?

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AlwaysReady15 6 points ago +6 / -0

"If Washington D.C. were to crumble to the ground, the last thing to remain is our support for Israel" Nancy Pelosi at AIPAC 2019. This is why

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 2 points ago +2 / -0

How else are we going to help other nations support and defend THEIR borders or opium fields??

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take $1400 and double condom, delivered directly by Officer Harrpes to my bedroom

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Formerlurker92 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Me too, but that's what makes the tragedy funny

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Colonel_Chestbridge 7 points ago +7 / -0

-82% on gamestonk

Everything is fine

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Formerlurker92 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's not about the money.... it's about sending a message

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Hoshi 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they try to equate it as gambling like we are some little kids and need guidance.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I’ve got 💎 🙌 till the end

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Helix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm there with you. Though it becomes a lot easier to have 💎 🙌 when there's not much farther to drop. It's more like owning an expensive souvenir at this point...worthless, but fun to bring out and talk about at parties.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +2 / -1

That message being “I just depleted my savings account. Send help.”

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gearhed 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am ******** shaking right now from this.

Literally < This one

Kinda

almost

crying

and nobody cares

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Litch ruley

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RolandDelacroix 10 points ago +10 / -0

What happens if the amount of goods and services stays the same, but they double the amount of money in the economy?

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usdodsgssog 8 points ago +8 / -0

You'll need wheelborrows full of cash to buy bread

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

what if goods and services shrink due to plandemic, but the amount of money increase? asking for a crypofren

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bad things.

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otistoole 9 points ago +9 / -0

Guns and booze

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patriotswinning 8 points ago +8 / -0

Libs - Get promise of 2000 gibs, install Biden and still focus on Trump during a pandemic. And people continue to wonder why everyone doesn't just vote for the government gibs people.

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Spartan-043 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks to me like the Democrat controlled Congress forgot the first half of Juvenal‘s turn of phrase: “BREAD and circuses.”

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Knight1_of_Sunset 7 points ago +7 / -0

They also forgotten the second, arguably. The current entertainment options suck, is currently getting ruined by the left and their masters, and what remains is not enough to distract the population nor calm them down to the crimes happening out there.

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Peterfield 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We'll just double the circuses and let them eat cake!"

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Captain-D 6 points ago +6 / -0

It really does show just how careless they are. Should make anyone sick.

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +5 / -0

you can put it on head, you can dig sand, you can carry water, you can start fire, you can hit mosquito, you signal in air, you can charm a wopede...

there's so much you can do with a MAGA HAT

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember to use your power for good and not evil.

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Diotima 6 points ago +6 / -0

$1400

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you make under 50k as a single person.

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spelunking_librator 10 points ago +10 / -0

or just arrived to US by Caravan Express

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who the fuck makes under 50k?

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Formerlurker92 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrats voting base

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yellowandrose 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL another biden lie. He's the biggest liar in the world.

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nairebis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Call me crazy, but I'm still a free market Republican and don't support giving out government handouts. WTF are so many of you in support of this? Just because Trump was in favor of it? It was wrong then and it's wrong now.

We should be focusing on opening up the economy and on job creation.

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Formerlurker92 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Read the other part of the broken man's speech bubble

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chancesare 3 points ago +3 / -0

You won't be able to buy anything except gas for your car for the week.

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spend it while its worth something!!!

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mikethemarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

food and ammo is a wise choice

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Gopher 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't need the money but if they don't give it to us they give to some shithole country.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still Waiting?

So, are Democrats upset that they have not received any free money government checks since Broke-Ass Biden hijacked the stage?

Your Landlord is freakin' pissed!

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I like this format

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krepoisbest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or on doggo coins if you want to live the meme.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I AM THE MEME"

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erefernow 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have us right where they want us.

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Light_HIV_Effect 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen to any congressional hearing on russia gate, the fbi, election security, budget issues, nominations, etc. and all you will hear from democrats is "we are in the midst of a global pandemic, 200k people are dead, we shouldn't be hearing this while people are out of work, WE SHOULD BE DOING THE BUSINESS OF THE PEOPLE NOT REHASHING RUSSIA".

And here they are again, crying about being forced to do their jobs, because orange man so bad, they had to impeach him again. It's all theater.

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd donate it to finishing the wall.

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dayd12134 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jokes on them, I'm buying more guns and ammo.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm completely retarded with my 💎👏

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salt-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

3k / child should get me a nice 50 BMG - I will name it Pedo-Joe 8k

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I wouldn’t!

...

I’m buying dogecoin now

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to use it to offset the high cost of ammo

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OnePatriotOpinion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me buy all the silver like a SilverBackApe...fuck the dollar, fuck the fed, fuck the IMF and Central Banks...Physical silver will fuck em all Pedes...

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you_HO 2 points ago +2 / -0

SHHHH! dont tell everyone...

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YungUpgrayedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oy vey! $2000! Whaddaya need $1400 for goy?! $1000 is a lot of shekels! Tell ya what, after anudda billion for our greatest ally, we'll try to to get ya anudda six hundred bucks that you can spend on porn and marijuana. Don't say we never did nuthin for ya, goyim!

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Rhondaher 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just wonder how much money will go to planned parenthood, the Kennedy Center and studying transgenderism in Pakistan and Soros to be funneled back to the. DNC. They will buy us off with stimulus money while they steal billions.

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VaPnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not me! I would spend my money wisely! I would buy more guns and ammunition!

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Levy_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, I would just buy back my Doge. I had to sell it to replace my car window regulator.

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Ridiculousposter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd end up investing it in $DOGE.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

A US taxpayer asks his Uncle Sam for two thousand dollars.

Uncle Sam: Sixteen hundred dollars? What do you want twelve hundred dollars for? I don't have eight hundred dollars. Here's six hundred dollars. Split it with your household members and don't forget to pay your taxes.

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ALT26 2 points ago +2 / -0

BUYING MORE DEFI CRYPTO

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RealHappyFeet 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's easier to eliminate him from running again than it is to commit election fraud again.

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thebaddyman 2 points ago +2 / -0

TOP KEK

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Rusty520 2 points ago +2 / -0

I LIEK THE STONK

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MAGA_APN 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do patients in nursing homes need it for. They are not allowed to keep that much cash if they are on medicaid. It is a ridiculous waste

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

America has not felt like America since 2008.

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Itateeverybody 2 points ago +2 / -0

No stimulus checks...they devalue the dollar and rob us of what little purchasing power we have.

LIFT ALL RESTRICTIONS!

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softyieldingasshole -4 points ago +2 / -6

bai sex tois

simulate azz fakkin

its gunna happen anywayz

an anyway ur feminist girlfriend thinks azzfakkin is essential to DISMANTLE THE PATRIARCHY AND U GATTA KEEP HER HAPPY OR ELSE SHE WILL LEAVE U AND THEN U WILL BE BAKK TO FUCKIN UR HAND LIKE A MAN WITH SOME DIGNITY AND SELFRESPECT AN U SURE AS SHIZ CANNOT HAVE THAT!!!

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softyieldingasshole 0 points ago +2 / -2

thanks "pedoguy" for quickly giving your feedbakk on how to rape children

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