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young_roshi 319 points ago +321 / -2

"Make enough money so that if people rob you, mug you, or rip you off it won't matter."

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Diana 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Have enough diamonds in your jewelry store, so when it's robbed it won't matter."

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visorak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Diamonds are funny, because 90%+ of their value disappears once they leave the building they are sold from.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's by design, too. Disgusting behavior by parasites.