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CisSiberianOrchestra 21 points ago +21 / -0

Trump will wake up one morning to find he has 20 text messages from Acosta that were sent between 2 AM to 3 AM. The last few messages will be completely incoherent. There might even be a dick pic in there.

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outlaw 14 points ago +14 / -0

Jim get's a message on his phone, looks down in anticipation to read... "It's over Jim, it's you not me, BIGLY."

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coolhandcuke 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jim: "I wish I could quit the Bad Orange Man!"

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Awakened 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, but it won’t be Jim’s. He doesn’t have one.

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Licensetomeme 8 points ago +8 / -0

Actually, the dick pic would just be a selfie.