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Happy Valentine's Day from Fentanyl Floyd (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Themoeller ago by Themoeller +3073 / -3
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UndercoverInCA 130 points ago +130 / -0

I’m fucking dying LOL

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TheMAGAlorian787 57 points ago +58 / -1

I can’t stop laughing. I know that’s wrong, but... 🤣🤣🤣

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RememberSodom 51 points ago +51 / -0

If that's wrong then I don't want to be right.

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TheMAGAlorian787 28 points ago +28 / -0

Exactly lol

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The_Litehaus_Abides 12 points ago +12 / -0

OP is a meme master for this one. First time I've laughed out loud in days. :)

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Bombshellacking 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hall of fame. If only I had a color printer.

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LivingLegend2 3 points ago +3 / -0

You racist.

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hiddensfinger 12 points ago +13 / -1

If you can laugh you can breath, "chokes neck harder on homeless guy screaming for his dad" never forget

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PepePedebone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kelly Thomas

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ChicomUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

R.I.P

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JESUSJUGS 36 points ago +36 / -0

"TAKE MY BREAF AWAYYYYY" 🎶🎶🎶🎶😭💃🏼

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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JudicialDredd 21 points ago +21 / -0

So..you can't breathe?

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havax 16 points ago +16 / -0

Can you imagine the shitstorm this would cause if some kindergartner was handing these out at school? lmao

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LivingLegend2 3 points ago +3 / -0

You just gave me a great idea for my grandson.

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lnmnfaoooo

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TrumpWonByALandslide 69 points ago +69 / -0

I love you people. Never regret browsing this site.

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davidmode 14 points ago +14 / -0

last bastion of humor is here

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Toughsky_Shitsky 53 points ago +53 / -0

Maybe Floyd can attract a suiter who will get on one knee and propose.

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swarleybing 16 points ago +16 / -0

wew

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MaximoLiberatos-II 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I wouldn't bend the knee for anyone but you"

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KekistanPM 39 points ago +39 / -0

I wonder if the Dems are still monitoring this site for stuff they can show at the trial.

Man I hope so.

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lurkwellmyfriends 27 points ago +27 / -0

If they showed this in an impeachment ""trial"" that might even top Harambe. Peace be upon him.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

saw a video entitled “harambe was an inside job.”

I didn’t watch cuz it would be too sad.

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Ch138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im sure Swallowswell has an account.

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bubadmt 37 points ago +37 / -0

I choo-choo--chews you! SWALLOWS FENTANYL

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603win 18 points ago +18 / -0

chew soap?

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bubadmt 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look black, here's the deal. Number ONE-- C'MON MAN! Number THREE-- PERIOD. Got it fat? I don't need your upvote to be stickied, so get your facts straight Jack. Anyway, my times up.

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KuhlooKuhlay 12 points ago +12 / -0

"So, do you.... like... stuff?"

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like turtles. And crack.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

"i bent my wookie"

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jsphere256 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't choo-choo-chew the stash next time bruh

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not that kind of guy man!

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Alaskan 30 points ago +30 / -0

Valentine from Schumer: you incited an erection!

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be hilarious 😂

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deleted 22 points ago +23 / -1
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Ivannivonka 0 points ago +2 / -2

braaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha

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Bolo 21 points ago +21 / -0

Right now some FBI intern is trying hard not to laugh.

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Harr1s0n_berger0n 19 points ago +19 / -0

GOD DAMN THAT IS SPICY

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Skyrison 19 points ago +19 / -0

LOL

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Ninki333 16 points ago +16 / -0

MY SIDES.

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SupremeDearLeader2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can we take a moment to celebrate his 6mo plus sobriety ?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂

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perilous_bull 14 points ago +14 / -0

kek

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Silver 14 points ago +14 / -0

Do you want to be on the news?!? Cause this is how you end up on the news...

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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champdog 12 points ago +12 / -0

I came for the meme but stayed for the comments....

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lurkwellmyfriends 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh God, thank you for this laugh. So needed.

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witchism11 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hahahaha!!!! So creative! BRAVO!

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IamDEMONetIZED 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're a very bad man. LOLOLOLOLOL

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invalid_data 11 points ago +11 / -0

You take my breath away....

Almost as much as the gram of fenty I just swallow. Xoxo

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GodKingHarambe 11 points ago +11 / -0

*Breaf

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VinceFoster101 11 points ago +11 / -0

TO: DNC

FROM: PRC

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Will 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, you're going to hell. And you owe me $28 for dry cleaning because you made me spit covfefe on my jacket. 😅

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Joesf23 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I'm not that kinda guy...I need to lay on da ground I need to lay on da ground, I can't breath in those cars." ...Fucking asshole

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TraitorJoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was in car before he said he couldn't get in car because... claustrophobic. 🤣

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Joesf23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, swallows bag of drugs...20 min later the great chimpout of 2020 begins before anyone could do the autopsy to confirm that saint george ate a bag of china drugs.

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TrotterOtter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking Gold!

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oakkqs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thank you! I think I should print them up and put them in those tiny book shelves in front of my Biden lovin’ neighbor’s houses.😃

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AlexLucian 8 points ago +10 / -2

We riot over election fraud. They riot over dead, black felons high on drugs.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

George Floyd unironically, 100% absolutely made the world a better place by dying. Literally nobody was able to name one thing that degenerate piece of shit did in his entire life that had any merit whatsoever.

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wgat a quality meme!!! U win tge internets

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TheRoadGoesOnForever 6 points ago +6 / -0

🎵Every time I see you fiending, I get down on my knee and say, if you cant breathe then how you talkin, and sayin things that you can’t say🎵

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MagaHippie88 6 points ago +7 / -1

Blahaha....... that’s fuckin hilarious pede well done <3 MAGA2021

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

On the back, write: "Let's do butt stuff".

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TraitorJoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hoopin' you like me too!"

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Ivannivonka 0 points ago +1 / -1

lmao

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CrusaderSix 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is 35 weeks sober today! Free N word pass to anyone who likes rap music!

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FUCK_DemonRATS 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard Pelosi has Fentanyl Floyd's face tattooed on her ass cheek

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SteelWolf87 5 points ago +5 / -0

PLEASE for the love of fuck print these and leave them in random places!

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IamDEMONetIZED 5 points ago +8 / -3

This is in very poor taste
but still sweeter than the bitter shit we've been handed.
Well done.

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MaximoLiberatos-II 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I wouldn't bend the knee for anyone but you"

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pmyourcovfefes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top tier shitposting. Ghost pepper status 🌶🌶🌶

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lelo113 4 points ago +4 / -0

☠️

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TriggerKin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Subtitle: “You kneed me”

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dixie_knormous 3 points ago +3 / -0

The spice!!!! 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

According to Fentanyl Floyd, the quickest way to a lady's heart on Valentine's Day is through the stomach?

Floyd had been sentenced to five years in prison in 2009 for aggravated assault stemming from a robbery where Floyd entered a woman’s home, pointed a gun at her stomach and searched the home for drugs and money, according to court records

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that the guy that asked if Guam would tip over?

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DamitBobby 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he is almost 8 months sober now.

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ChicomUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

No YOU are breath taking.

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit like this is why I can't go back to r/dankmemes

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17pat76 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dude was a piece of shit. Fuck him

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I kneed your love!

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DaddyTrump96 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m giving this to my bf on Sunday, my fucking SIDES.