Look black, here's the deal. Number ONE-- C'MON MAN! Number THREE-- PERIOD. Got it fat? I don't need your upvote to be stickied, so get your facts straight Jack. Anyway, my times up.
Lol, swallows bag of drugs...20 min later the great chimpout of 2020 begins before anyone could do the autopsy to confirm that saint george ate a bag of china drugs.
George Floyd unironically, 100% absolutely made the world a better place by dying. Literally nobody was able to name one thing that degenerate piece of shit did in his entire life that had any merit whatsoever.
According to Fentanyl Floyd, the quickest way to a lady's heart on Valentine's Day is through the stomach?
Floyd had been sentenced to five years in prison in 2009 for aggravated assault stemming from a robbery where Floyd entered a woman’s home, pointed a gun at her stomach and searched the home for drugs and money, according to court records
I’m fucking dying LOL
I can’t stop laughing. I know that’s wrong, but... 🤣🤣🤣
If that's wrong then I don't want to be right.
Exactly lol
OP is a meme master for this one. First time I've laughed out loud in days. :)
Hall of fame. If only I had a color printer.
You racist.
If you can laugh you can breath, "chokes neck harder on homeless guy screaming for his dad" never forget
Kelly Thomas
R.I.P
"TAKE MY BREAF AWAYYYYY" 🎶🎶🎶🎶😭💃🏼
So..you can't breathe?
Can you imagine the shitstorm this would cause if some kindergartner was handing these out at school? lmao
You just gave me a great idea for my grandson.
Lnmnfaoooo
I love you people. Never regret browsing this site.
last bastion of humor is here
Maybe Floyd can attract a suiter who will get on one knee and propose.
wew
"I wouldn't bend the knee for anyone but you"
I wonder if the Dems are still monitoring this site for stuff they can show at the trial.
Man I hope so.
If they showed this in an impeachment ""trial"" that might even top Harambe. Peace be upon him.
saw a video entitled “harambe was an inside job.”
I didn’t watch cuz it would be too sad.
Im sure Swallowswell has an account.
I choo-choo--chews you! SWALLOWS FENTANYL
chew soap?
Look black, here's the deal. Number ONE-- C'MON MAN! Number THREE-- PERIOD. Got it fat? I don't need your upvote to be stickied, so get your facts straight Jack. Anyway, my times up.
"So, do you.... like... stuff?"
I like turtles. And crack.
"i bent my wookie"
Don't choo-choo-chew the stash next time bruh
I'm not that kind of guy man!
Valentine from Schumer: you incited an erection!
That would be hilarious 😂
braaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha
Right now some FBI intern is trying hard not to laugh.
GOD DAMN THAT IS SPICY
LOL
MY SIDES.
Can we take a moment to celebrate his 6mo plus sobriety ?
😂
kek
Do you want to be on the news?!? Cause this is how you end up on the news...
I came for the meme but stayed for the comments....
Oh God, thank you for this laugh. So needed.
Hahahaha!!!! So creative! BRAVO!
You're a very bad man. LOLOLOLOLOL
You take my breath away....
Almost as much as the gram of fenty I just swallow. Xoxo
*Breaf
TO: DNC
FROM: PRC
Dude, you're going to hell. And you owe me $28 for dry cleaning because you made me spit covfefe on my jacket. 😅
"I'm not that kinda guy...I need to lay on da ground I need to lay on da ground, I can't breath in those cars." ...Fucking asshole
Was in car before he said he couldn't get in car because... claustrophobic. 🤣
Lol, swallows bag of drugs...20 min later the great chimpout of 2020 begins before anyone could do the autopsy to confirm that saint george ate a bag of china drugs.
Fucking Gold!
Thank you! I think I should print them up and put them in those tiny book shelves in front of my Biden lovin’ neighbor’s houses.😃
We riot over election fraud. They riot over dead, black felons high on drugs.
George Floyd unironically, 100% absolutely made the world a better place by dying. Literally nobody was able to name one thing that degenerate piece of shit did in his entire life that had any merit whatsoever.
Wgat a quality meme!!! U win tge internets
🎵Every time I see you fiending, I get down on my knee and say, if you cant breathe then how you talkin, and sayin things that you can’t say🎵
Blahaha....... that’s fuckin hilarious pede well done <3 MAGA2021
On the back, write: "Let's do butt stuff".
"Hoopin' you like me too!"
lmao
He is 35 weeks sober today! Free N word pass to anyone who likes rap music!
I heard Pelosi has Fentanyl Floyd's face tattooed on her ass cheek
PLEASE for the love of fuck print these and leave them in random places!
This is in very poor taste
but still sweeter than the bitter shit we've been handed.
Well done.
"I wouldn't bend the knee for anyone but you"
Top tier shitposting. Ghost pepper status 🌶🌶🌶
☠️
Subtitle: “You kneed me”
The spice!!!! 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
According to Fentanyl Floyd, the quickest way to a lady's heart on Valentine's Day is through the stomach?
Is that the guy that asked if Guam would tip over?
I think he is almost 8 months sober now.
No YOU are breath taking.
Shit like this is why I can't go back to r/dankmemes
Dude was a piece of shit. Fuck him
I kneed your love!
I’m giving this to my bf on Sunday, my fucking SIDES.