I’m jealous of Florida. Seeing all the pictures and videos of happy people in bars, in restaurants and just having a good time outside, I wish I could go down there, but sadly, I’m in the frozen hell that is Whitler’s Michigan.

Also seems like they have a much higher concentration of conservatives in my age range, would be nice to expand my social circles. And don’t get me started on dating. I think I’d have better luck striking gold in my backyard than finding a single conservative woman around here.