Next Contestant by Circleback (Backing Track)

I judge by how she's swearing

Just how many details she's sparing

Off of assholes' questions posed to her

Each day seems like it's getting worse

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And I wish she'd take the day off

So I don't have to pay off

Every asshole reporting on her

It happens every time she works

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They'll wish they still had Kayleigh

Find out just what would she say

If they all tried getting answers from her

Don't they know it's never gonna work

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They think they'll get inside info

With patience for this redhead bimbo

As they all try letting up on her

This time somebody's getting circled back

Here comes the next contestant

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[Chorus]

Is that...your cam...on my...girl, friend?

Is that...your cam?

I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here simping

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here simping

There goes the next contestant