Quite possibly one of the most based posts I've ever read here. Personally, my stature, ridiculously rugged looks, and quick wit allow me to get off with some autistic wizard level game. When the conversation moves political I'll say something like, let's skip the politics and get down to foreplay. Or I go the whole women shouldn't be allowed to vote route which actually works for more often than one would think if you keep your cool and play it as probably not serious but definitely maybe and also a dick. The former is definitely the better option if you want to get laid but the later will bring the lols for sure.