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FreeSpeechMaster 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need to build an international waterway bridge between Florida and texas with ZERO off ramps!! Just them and us! Everyone else can go fuck themselves.

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TexasVet [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's called the Gulf of Mexico.

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's about 500 miles, we're gonna need a bigger boat

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Konsaki 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's called I-10 thru Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama...

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Sildaran 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or just have Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama join in. Then could just use the roads that already exist.

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoa, this guys a fucking genius

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FreeSpeechMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

But you can fish off a bridge! :)

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muddobber 6 points ago +6 / -0

For Texas to vote on secession, first we have to get rid of all the NY & Calif. leftie communist. Deport them back where they came from.

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EtRpatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now if we could just ger Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama to jump in so that there is no physical gap between TX and fl....

That could be the start of something.

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FightingTeuton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope the new country of Florida and Texas extends up into West Virginia. Maybe even up to Ohio so we can get some great lakes real estate for our new republic!

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EtRpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but this is Starcraft 101:

Establish a base with a perimitwr you can easily defend. Then expand as necessary to defend against the zergling rush.

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Konsaki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some sort of confederation of states or something...

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killacommieforyourmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn't be too hard to convince those guys

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hazelknut 2 points ago +2 / -0

where can i read about what DeSantis said?

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hazelknut 2 points ago +2 / -0

thank you. That is awesome.

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EtRpatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chances of him actually saying those words are low, as the article seems to take some liberties that are hard to believe. But that's ok.

"I will not comply" is the new "f yourself"!

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

“How much do you stand to earn from these vaccines, Dr. Fauci? And, Joe, if you continue with this course of action, I will authorize the state National Guard to protect the movement of Floridians,” DeSantis said.

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

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EtRpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

As I said...

I have serious doubts that is a verbatim quote, because elsewhere in that article there are statements that seem implausible.

But I still think that message was delivered with:

"I will not comply"

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LiquidAsylum 4 points ago +4 / -0

same site to run the headline: Trump Indicts Dr. Fauci; Charged as Enemy Combatant

dude, get lost.

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NazisWereSocialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haven’t seen any real source on the conference call, would love for it to be true, in fact the only other place I’ve seen this was from OP in another post with that sketchy site as a source.

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RPOZ28 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope that once they succeed, they'll toss out the leftists, making room for some of us!

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communityguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is just ridiculous.. Texas and Florida have always been friends they didn't just become friends, come on

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Gadsden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't leave Missouri behind.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not going to happen

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ThatOrcTsadok 1 point ago +1 / -0

that moment when Florida Man finds out Texas has Alligators as well.

we really should set up a ferry service from Texas to Florida, it'd create more jobs than Creepy Joe has so far.

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Rucktoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Us Oklahomans also told china joe to go fuck himself.