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Facts.. (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Fakename ago by Fakename +1583 / -0
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r_u_srs_srsly 29 points ago +29 / -0

would love this to be real and based as fuck but the black emoji is just too much.

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Tryhardneckbeard 22 points ago +22 / -0

That's what makes it a quality shit post.

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Fakename [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thanx fren

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Fakename [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

I overdid it

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Kyro5411 10 points ago +10 / -0

No, it's perfect. 👍

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Fakename [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thx fren

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empiretc 5 points ago +5 / -0

x2

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ff76 13 points ago +13 / -0

weaves out for hairambe

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hairambe

hnnnnggggg <3 <3 <3

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TheJimmReaper 0 points ago +2 / -2

Noyce 👍

Hairambe is genius 👌☻👍

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EtRpatriot 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fake.

Sadly.

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Fakename [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Real enough for me

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Onemoretime11 6 points ago +6 / -0

I choose to believe it's real. What, isn't that the new normal now?

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Fakename [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +4 / -2

I also choose it to be real, so that makes atleast 2 of us... We should gang up, call ourselves AntiMe and convert all "Not Real" meme'ers by beating the shit out of them!!!

Am i doing this right???

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Onemoretime11 3 points ago +3 / -0

sounds about right

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DonJr2032 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is an appropriate response to the situation

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linkforyou 6 points ago +6 / -0

This retard intentionally let it get bad for attention. The company reached out and was like "hey retard, isoproply alcohol will take it out." Any hard liquor would too. Instead it's a hospital trip. Inb4 we sue gorilla glue for racist damages.

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TheJimmReaper 3 points ago +5 / -2

Dude she glued her hair to her head... She didn't intentionally do it, she is genuinely that fucking dumb!!!

She had it in her hair for a month before she even told anyone, she honestly thought she could just wash it out in the shower with a few rinses (i mean it's glue ffs, if it could wash out, it wouldn't be glue) she couldn't be dumber (lol I'm literally pissing myself laughing again, with broken ribs too)

Even her claim is dumb as a bag of hammers, "it doesn't say not to put it on hair, just skin" Okay, but hair is directly attached to that skin... Not exactly a water tight case!!!

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TheOutlawPepeWales 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw a comment the other day on her GoFundMe (before they were turned off) suggesting she claim that because of poor design she had mistaken the bottle with a different hair product, even though it was clear she knew exactly what she was using. This is the culture we're up against. They have absolutely no fucking morals, talking about illegally cheating the system for profit as casually as they talk about getting their hair did. It's not that we can't get them to understand that there was election fraud, it's that they don't care as long as they win.

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Chaotikizm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Focus groups: So... A hair product named "Gorilla Glue" would work!

nervous notation intensifies

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Robust_Safeguard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine if these cucks had the balls to actually say this. Id go out of my way to buy their products.

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Fakename [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

By the end of this they will end up renaming them selves

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spicybot 2 points ago +2 / -0

They still need to add "not for use on gorillas" to the label

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countrygeek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aye ... but you can glue it piehole shut.

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SkullLeader1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That stupid woman is all over the trending page on YouTube.

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8thGenPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've always said, you can fix anything...

...with a big enough hammer.

That goes for stupid too. With a big enough hammer, they ain't stupid no more...

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Floppykek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stupid is as stupid does derrrrr

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which one of you is the Brit? The date is backwards.

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Gothiks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apes strong together

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Winterpede 0 points ago +1 / -1

My friend was sending me gorilla glue memes today but I still don't know why. What is happening with gorilla glue? Why am I not exposed to this is in my usual internet browsing? Are you all on facebook and twitter still?

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +2 / -1

Some dumbass sprayed heavy duty strength gorilla glue when she ran out of hair spray. Supposedly. Thinking it was on purpose to sue.

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TheJimmReaper -1 points ago +1 / -2

How do you not know about Gorilla Glue Girl, thats been blasted all over every MAGA site, channel, page & podcast for the last 5 days???

How do you not know that Fakebook & Twatter HATES MAGA & Conservatives, and has actively silenced, banned & deported literally hundreds of thousands of us over the last month???

I mean holy shit, you've either been in a coma for a year... or you're a Glowing Mr F. B. I'm on to you

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Winterpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol dude you missed my point. I asked if you guys were on FB and twitter because where else would you be getting this stuff. I'm basically only here or on youtube and have not seen any of this gorilla glue shit until today.

I have about 99% of posts from hot and rising here upvoted for pretty much the last 2 months and I put in both morning and night hours DAILY. This thread here is the first time I saw it mentioned on this site, and it offered no context for what it was referencing.

What are these other "maga sites" that it's being blasted all over?

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Deported-ccp-mod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Calm down.... I haven't heard of it until today either... and it wasn't even from this site. Not sure why you say he's glowing.. don't think you know what that means.

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TheJimmReaper -1 points ago +1 / -2

Glowie = to be a ChiCom infiltrator faggot or FBI infiltrator faggot

But hey the fact you and your boyfriend both can't take a joke, and seem to be overly sensitive about not knowing MAGA talking points & being accused of being FBI infiltrator faggots... kinda proves my sarcastic joke to be fairly true!!!

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Deported-ccp-mod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya dude. For sure. I got somebody ocean front property to sell you, hmu

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TheJimmReaper 0 points ago +2 / -2

Ran around the house breaking things, just so i can use more Gorilla Glue (luckily I'm at my girlfriend's house so) 👌☻👍