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maga_mama_757 [S] 511 points ago +512 / -1

"Republican Josh Hawley is ignoring the trial reading stuff that has nothing to do with the impeachment... even sitting with his legs up on the seat in front of him. If this gets you kicked out of Biology class, why doesn't it get him kicked out of the Senate?"

This makes me laugh. Good job, Hawley!

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DonJr24 204 points ago +206 / -2

Oh for fucks sake. Shut up, finish school, and open your trap when you have some real world experience. (Not you op, person you're quoting.)

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NormaJeanRocks 131 points ago +132 / -1
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jeffwingersballs 103 points ago +106 / -3

Looks like another potentially cute woman who was brainwashed to reject femininity and womanhood.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 58 points ago +59 / -1

That's a woman?

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thistlemitten 41 points ago +41 / -0

Womyn

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Donald4thewin 36 points ago +37 / -1

Awomen

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +5 / -1

Can't say that here – it upsets Gabbers because religion. Gotta say Awoman

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wahmyn

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wyman

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Chickapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Womb man

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border_humper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chest feeding

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GrimCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Birthing creature

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Apex-Bpex 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon Man

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dammit! It's leaking gender fluid all over the floor!

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TheKeknadian 1 point ago +1 / -0

cisgender?

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Frostyfries 8 points ago +8 / -0

Girls got snake lips.

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a Frisco Dyke

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Sparks1017 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cute? Woman?

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Jimmyprawns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine it with a wig. Like the department of health thing but in reverse (that one could totally pass itself off as a middle aged dude if it tried.)

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Infuriator 37 points ago +38 / -1

Looks like a nice guy.

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sure it's not a dyke?

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Jimmyprawns 7 points ago +7 / -0

They both go for the same look in hopes of impressing the same women. Betas and Deltas that is.

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minus the D, sure is

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Maga_Gator 19 points ago +19 / -0

is it really writing an article when all you do as write a paragraph and add a bunch of tweet images?

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

No.

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Jimmyprawns 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's the new norm. I've had co-workers in thier mid 30's who seemed to think they were still just interns. Responsibility wise that is With regard to title, pay and treatment, they seemed to think they owned the place.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

25% of the people do 75% of the work while the other 25% takes credit for it

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TrumpWonBigly2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

We had a group at a past company who whose only job was statistical analysis and process improvements but they were the only group eligible for cash bonuses. Those bonuses went straight to their heads and they would take credit for EVERYTHING in order to squeeze as many cash bonuses into their pockets as possible. Even shit they weren't remotely involved with. They would see someone else report out on an improvement they made and they would blatantly steal their PowerPoint slides, insert their name instead, and then say it was their project. Those guys were all huge faggots and everyone in the company from HR to operators to maintenance to engineers fucking hated them.

I've never seen such universal hatred for a small group of people in a professional setting. Those guys had literally zero friends outside their groups and were constantly scorned and made fun of.

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D__1 5 points ago +5 / -0

JOrnAl1sM!!!

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Smarmcastic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Proving anyone can write an "article" just like any one can write an essay. You just write shit.

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westrock2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very clever putting “person”....to avoid the impossible work of deciding to put he or her 🤔

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Jimmyprawns 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's very complicated business.

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nozonozo 27 points ago +27 / -0

Why don't the Senators who don't know that this Impeachment is silly and unconstitutional get kicked out for being morons?

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ShitOfPeace 16 points ago +16 / -0

Honestly they swore to uphold the Constitution, and now they're holding an "impeachment trial" without the fucking chief justice.

It says directly.in the Constitution that the chief justice "shall preside" over the impeachment of the president.

They absolutely should be removed for violating their oath of office.

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Jimmyprawns 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never mind that massive violation!! Someone's got thier feet on the furniture!!!

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consumptiveballerina 13 points ago +13 / -0

High school classes and the US Congress are the EXACT SAME THING! Just like the Capitol Mosh Pit on 1/6 is THE EXACT SAME THING as 9/11!

Srsly, pick a random US high school and they'd probably do a better job than the Congress we have right now.

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KernalMustard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even has the Cliques too. Ahem...Cacasus

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Jimmyprawns 1 point ago +1 / -0

Student council, yearbook club and debate team, place over low heat and stir. Add social rejects and random trouble makers to taste. You know, the ones who have jobs in the schools front office so the principle and dean can keep an eye on them.

As teenagers they learned that tucking their asses up under a teacher or administrator's feet would keep them safe. Safe from the other kids, safe from the consequences of thier own stupidity and safe from thier own utter lack of judgment.

As 'adults' who find themselves in positions of authority, they are always completely lost and waiting for someone to tell them what to do. Never, I repeat, never will they admit to being frauds in way over thier heads.

Of course, when we the constituents try to tell them what they should do, it all goes in one ear and out the other. You know, because that shits like too hard and some shit. But when a foreign oligarch or tyrant tells them what to do, it's usually an easy out they can't wait to take along with the cash.

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Chickapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same reason barry putting his big fat feet on the Resolution desk for 8 years didn't get him kicked out of the White House.

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MAGA_APN 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was truly disgusting, no comparison

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Onemoretime11 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm just glad to see someone finally giving this communist shit show all the respect it deserves

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DonJr24 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too

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POTUS_DonnieJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine if the prerequisite for being a journalist was experience in the field you're reporting on. Across the board, not just politics.

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same for teachers. A degree in speaking down to kids while reading from a text book they don't understand should not count for what it counts for.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. I’ve been saying for ever that teaching should come from life experience. Teachers should be retired engineers, retired lawyers, retired doctors, retired scientists, retired craftsmen, retired tradespeople, etc. A 25 year old girl with a teaching degree knows nothing about the world and can’t possibly teach kids a single thing.

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fthecoup 90 points ago +90 / -0

I was so damn enraged by Hawley's behavior I sent him another $100 contribution.

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Taupkek 24 points ago +24 / -0

A sternly worded contribution, I hope!

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ManicJackBauer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope that you told him why you sent money, make sure he knows.

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bratt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sure Hawley was working for his constituency instead of wasting his time. Good for him and good for you supporting him.

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Waffleyumboy 3 points ago +4 / -1

Everything not Trump is a larp. The less Trump it is, the more it is a larp. Did I get that down right?

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Small group that believes that the election fortification amounted to installation of a candidate?

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NotAPuma 2 points ago +3 / -1

Good Analysis, Handshake. Perhaps you should try trolling Reddit next, you'll have more luck there.

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NADSAQ 63 points ago +63 / -0

lmao you’d think believing in 64+n genders would get you kicked out of Biology class first

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Skogin 12 points ago +12 / -0

FATALITY

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ManicJackBauer 5 points ago +5 / -0

BINGO

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they're the ones who need it most.

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Jimmyprawns 1 point ago +1 / -0

That weird scene in clockwork orange when the dude was being forced to watch movies.

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consumptiveballerina 11 points ago +11 / -0

Respect my authoritah!

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somethingnew 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is exactly why the author is pissed off. Their authority is being disrespected. Real life version of Cartman.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

They HAVE no authority. But that's none of my business.

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GlacialSpeed 17 points ago +17 / -0

He's giving the precedings the amount of respect they deserve.

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Jimmyprawns 1 point ago +1 / -0

A very respectful show of disrespect. I approve.

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Whitedogs 178 points ago +178 / -0

Barry putting his feet on the desk was seen as cool and connected to the people by the mentally ill left

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dude_bro 82 points ago +83 / -1

He fist bumped that janitor. So connected and cool. ICONIC

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nozonozo 27 points ago +28 / -1

I normally put my feet up when I'm watching a good clown show.

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dakin116 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shades of Bruce Springsteen americana, lookin out for the workin man

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rich77 4 points ago +4 / -0

I look out for the working man by drinking patron on my motorcycle at state parks

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

He put his foot on the scale while someone else was using it. So funny and cool!

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Swaraj_ 123 points ago +123 / -0

I haven't even watched YouTube clips of this shitshow, props for a Senator giving this sham the disrespect it deserves.

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AlphaNathan 22 points ago +22 / -0

Probably browsing P.W - Hi, Josh!

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posedgeclk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't be in the habit of watching any yt clips. There are plenty of other venues.

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AnadroJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Censored.tv, banned.video, rumble.com, bitchute.com

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19American62Woman 98 points ago +98 / -0

Give that man a cowboy hat! 🤠

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Chickapede 12 points ago +12 / -0

To pull down over his eyes in the boring parts. or the overly whiny parts.

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HumblePig 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the whole thing?

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Tryhardneckbeard 93 points ago +93 / -0

Ahhhh good ole Democrats and their struggle sessions...

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BlitheringIdiot 26 points ago +26 / -0

That's Joe's specialty.

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Mrsattorney 22 points ago +22 / -0

Good ole Marxists/communists and their struggle sessions...

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Johnfox13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahhh good ole banana republics and their color revolutions

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here2red 61 points ago +62 / -1

these guys are insane.

Listen to me bullshit!!!! Listen to me!!!

GTFOH

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consumptiveballerina 11 points ago +11 / -0

TBF, they got where they are because of bullshit. Can't really blame them for being bullshit kings when they got a lifetime do-nothing job out of it.

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are paid salaries to then be lobbied with money to then vote on bills to money launder to themselves. Then every few years they act like they care. Then they go back to spending your money and printing up more bills to fuel whatever the hell they want. Pretty much it

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Brulz_Lulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big red pill for those who haven't yet realized that these people really have bought into the circus act. They don't just prefer the clown show, they absolutely need it like a junky who has become dependent.

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EnforcerDesu 57 points ago +58 / -1

How about this? DeSantis/Hawley 2024, Trump Governor of Florida.

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MNMathtic 28 points ago +28 / -0

Population of Florida triples within a week.

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

those are rookie numbers

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Notallbadboy2 5 points ago +8 / -3

Desantis/Owens 2024. Trump gets elected to House of Representatives and becomes speaker. Hawley gets appointed as Secretary of State.

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rich77 6 points ago +6 / -0

Owens shouldn’t be a part of anything

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rich77 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s actually perfect lol

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

New York is in play

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BigFreedomBoner 57 points ago +57 / -0

Wow. The democrats are really going strong with the unity message after stealing the election by immediately impeaching the person they stole the election from.

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Hangemh1gh 49 points ago +49 / -0

The entire article reads like little kids tattling on another naughty kid. Except the little tattle tales are commies and instead of "time out " they want to send us to reeducation camps.

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trollef 44 points ago +44 / -0

What a chad lol

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Robiscore98 41 points ago +41 / -0

Based Josh Hawley

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diamondsword 12 points ago +12 / -0

Josh Hawley is a real one

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RealRightSideOfHist 41 points ago +41 / -0

Josh Hawley 2024

(If Trump doesn’t run)

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NADSAQ 28 points ago +28 / -0

It could be any year, really. Elections are no longer a feasible way to appoint leaders, so the year is irrelevant to when it’s time to uhh, y’know, the thing

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correct.

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DibbleDibbleDibble 12 points ago +12 / -0

He can be VP.

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Smarmcastic 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hawley / Owens 2024. Slogan: "We're gonna replace the present 'ho with H/O!"

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Cakes4077 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think he said he doesn’t plan to run in 2024. He left AG of Missouri after only one term to run for Senate against Claire McCaskill, who only won because the Republican running said something incredibly stupid and didn’t drop out even though everyone was begging him too. Hawley said he doesn’t want to be a one term Senator that runs for president like Obama and wants to keep representing Missouri.

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Pepbrandt 35 points ago +35 / -0

He should print out TD and read the latest comments during the trial.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Borrow Kayleigh's binder but instead of the various topics it's the spiciest memes of the last week.

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BlitheringIdiot 34 points ago +34 / -0

Oh shit! He was "blasted by critics"! There is truly nothing worse.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cue "Super Troopers" meme:

I've already been blasted by critics all the way! I can't be blasted by critics more!

That's how I would feel.

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Ramasun 32 points ago +32 / -0

This is why I have been making monthly donations to him.

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cptkloss 26 points ago +26 / -0

Bolsheviks seem susceptible to "losing face" - just like their Chinese masters, it's very important to them.

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geotus3000 14 points ago +14 / -0

"How dare you mock our show trial!"

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consumptiveballerina 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish they'd lose their faces. To a shotgun. In Minecraft.

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Heywood_youblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some of us spread appleseeds, others spread thug life mems.

Happy to do it brother, thanks for the kind words!

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Heywood_youblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can do it, but started searching for an appropriate pic. Need one of him with feet up in galley or similar

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wu_tang_clan 25 points ago +25 / -0

Breaking news! Senator puts feet up! Help!!!

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zillat 23 points ago +23 / -0

We have to support this great leader!

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Fokkfess 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not leader, representative.

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maga_mama_757 [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

A sticky! Thank you mods. :D

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shartelele 21 points ago +21 / -0

My senator makes me proud

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KX909 21 points ago +21 / -0

Didn't enrage me. I think it's dope as shit! My fucking man Hawley! ALWAYS DISRESPECT THE ILLEGITIMATE REGIME! They have no power. We will not listen to you or do what you say. We will abuse and disrespect you at every turn. Dems, you wanted the titles of power and you got them. But this is America. WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TITLES. Go rot.

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anon1011101 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would hock a giant lougie right in Joe Biden's face, given the opportunity

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Lol_Garrus 19 points ago +19 / -0

cry more, lib

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FLIBS 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh heavens! How dare he! (clutching pearls)

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

There hasn't been enough pearl clutching lately.

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jujufumpkins 16 points ago +16 / -0

If MO somehow kicks out Hawley, please move to FL or TX Mr. Hawley! We need more people like this!

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Missouri_Citizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

No! You can't have Hawley! He will someday be the second President from Missouri.

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

The only Senator worth a damn.

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ArendCooper 14 points ago +14 / -0

Josh knows this show trial is basically a condensed season of the Apprentice. Black horse this one!

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Philhelm 12 points ago +12 / -0

This. This is the sort of thing I had in mind with my desire for Trump to turn this into a fucking circus.

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Mrs_Fonebone 11 points ago +34 / -23

I can just imagine their fake outrage. "This show trial is serious! Take is seriously!"

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nsulltan -3 points ago +3 / -6

The sad thing is their outrage isn’t fake they are just pussies.

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17pat76 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s Bc this impeachment is a fucking joke and a waste of everyone’s time. I would if shown up in a robe with a guitar and practiced some chords . Atleast that would make the time productive instead of this sham

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motorheaD1340 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you want a real laugh read the comments readers posted at the bottom of the page.

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RedPillMAGALegend 10 points ago +10 / -0

YEAAAAAA JOSH HAWLEY!!!!! Fuck em!!!

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BS2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

good -- since Dems have made a mockery of what Impeachment was intended for -- its time someone else makes a mockery of THEM!

FIGHT HAWLEY

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EllisDee25 0 points ago +2 / -2

Missing a comma.

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deadBeefCafe2014 8 points ago +8 / -0

Should have walked in with a bag of microwave popcorn.

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linereddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to say this :-) take your updoot!

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stjohnny24 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could you imagine a country full of MAGA reps and senators? This is honest to God where we're at. Hawley is simply playing by the Dems rules they laid out. Don't agree with what's going on? Kick and scream and make up your own proceedings to make it look like you got your way. Think it's all a bunch of bullshit? Break your toys and go home. This man has my vote if it ever came to it.

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1ValhallaJack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh my God, she says as clutching her pearls... what a horrible man. Yet they applaud fucktards that burn our cities to the ground

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DeepWinter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck's given: ZERO, BITCHES!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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ShitOfPeace 5 points ago +5 / -0

What impeachment trial? I didn't see the chief justice presiding.

I don't know what this is, but it isn't an impeachment trial for a president.

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bam!

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Kyro5411 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because, fuck them. That's why.

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MarginofFraud 5 points ago +5 / -0

The first time was by happenstance. You know he's doing it now because the teachers pets in the media were raging. "How dare you be comfortable while we read our Trump Capitol Erection fan fic!"

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RatioInvictus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because it's not Biology class, libtard.

Also: just because the leftists decided to have an impeachment that has nothing to do with reality doesn't mean anyone else is obligated to pay attention or pretend it's rational. Much like men declaring themselves to be women.

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17pat76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe Bc the impeachment is a fucking joke?

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Smellmyfinger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why don't they understand, nobody takes them seriously.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly people do since they are all in power.

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NotAnotherNPC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember when Democrat Rep. Cedric Richmond was watching golf during the first Shampeachment?

https://ibb.co/Nn73CFX

Willing to edit hosting site if this is a bad one.... let me know in comment if I should put it elsewhere (forgot which is recommended here).

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TheBeardsman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking legendary.

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TheRedPlanet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Show them and the sham not one modicum of respect. It is what it deserves.

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Aoikaze2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think we can talk him into throwing paper airplanes in the Senate for donations?

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dr_gonzo 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's hilarious reading leftist tweets about this. They're outraged he's not taking their total sham of an impeachment trial seriously. These idiots are totally oblivious