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BloodDe 22 points ago +23 / -1

I was a formerlibtardgirl yesterday today I’m identifying as a toxicwhitealphamale

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ContraryMerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Schumer is that you?

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WacoKid90 4 points ago +4 / -0

My pronouns are his excellency, Your highness, and President Elect.

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FormerLibtardGrrl 10 points ago +11 / -1

🤣 I sexually identify as a microwave

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trumpORbust 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hot in 30 second

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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SFAM1A 5 points ago +5 / -0

I sexually identify as a shoelace.

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jgssjs12 3 points ago +3 / -0

I identify as an ambulance. My pronouns are wee and woo

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iamnotademocra3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I identify as a pillow...my pillow

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CaptainQuip 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd ask if you wanted to get together later, but you'll probably be tied up! šŸ˜„

I'll see myself out....

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HebsFarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out

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ContraryMerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aww. That was cute. Please stay!