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Get back here Marx! I just want to talk! (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by Crankyboy ago by Crankyboy +3301 / -2
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pokeman 69 points ago +69 / -0

This will be me! But it won’t just be Marx...

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Donger-Lord2 27 points ago +28 / -1

I’d go back to 1787 and make sure to include barrel lengths and capacity in the 2A then go and murder infant Marx and a few other people.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don’t even have to do that. Just make sure the 2A instead reads

owning and using weaponry is a right given directly by God Himself. As such, any attempt by any Person holding office in these United States to restrict ownership, sale or other use of firearms, ammunition, or anything attending to them, to any Person who is not criminally insane shall be considered high treason

Edit to clarify: “criminally insane” should be understood to have a very narrow meaning, which is people whose mental state is fucky to the point that they cannot meaningfully participate in society without causing severe harm to others. Think someone like Ted Bundy