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RIPIsaacKappy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Probably considered a hate crime against the Irish.

*My potatoes bring all the Micks to the yard

And they're like

That famine was hard

Damn right, that famine was hard

I could feed you, but you'll have to starve*

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White-tailed_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a Brit I have to laugh at the comment, as a Brit I am filled with rage at the article.

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PieceOfParchment7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not right.

Here's your doot.

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ZombieVote2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish there were more updoots to give.

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TwoBallCureAll 2 points ago +2 / -0

BRILLIANT!!

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO

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outlaw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Potato Peeler ban already been written up

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BlackKat 3 points ago +3 / -0

fully semi-automatic attack potato peeler. Potatus better watch out.

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PieceOfParchment7 4 points ago +4 / -0

You forgot assault.

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BlackKat 3 points ago +3 / -0

aw i edited my comment earlier to include, but it didn't save

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Onemoretime11 3 points ago +3 / -0

how may thousand clip rounds per second does it do?

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WhiteHairOldMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be if it happened in the US. Some going after old Joe.

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TwoBallCureAll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brits are fucking pussies. They spend every waking minute getting their asses kicked by the letter "r"

Limp wrist faggots......when they're not getting beat up by the notorious "R", they are letting towel heads and camel fuckers rape their wives, sisters, and daughters.

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pokeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably thought he was going to peel Biden

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're coming for you, silverware.

Chopsticks, you are on notice.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

MY GOD! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME ANYONE HAS SEEN AOC?!?

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Dtom13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oi, you got a loicense for that potato peeler?

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Ryanaissance 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fake news. He was actually Irish.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Potato peelers are specifically designed to be as harmless as possible . . .

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Datamancer 3 points ago +3 / -0

So much of their manhood is buried in Europe.

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PieceOfParchment7 3 points ago +3 / -0

No wonder untrained Americans beat their asses.

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Bronski 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know Xiden was in the UK.

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad potato Joe wasn't there.

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair, you can fuck up a potato with one of those

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PieceOfParchment7 1 point ago +1 / -0

FRRREEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!