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anon09 194 points ago +194 / -0

they couldn't have butchered those first couple days any more if they tried. love it.

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Dominion3 61 points ago +62 / -1

Even our comments are prerecorded.

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Pandas4Trump 36 points ago +43 / -7

I said the same thing at the time. It's a vicious circle

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alfredbester 33 points ago +33 / -0

Even our comments are prerecorded.

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Whatyougotson 30 points ago +30 / -0

I said the same thing at the time. It's a vicious circle

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FlexPowerhouse 19 points ago +19 / -0

Even our comments are prerecorded.

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dubler6 16 points ago +16 / -0

Even our comments are prerecorded.

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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Coolgenner 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just like Biden’s votes

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NazisWereSocialist 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’d make it even worse

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anon09 5 points ago +5 / -0

proof or get ouuuuttta heeere

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven’t even made this comment yet .

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goldkeyboardwarrior 24 points ago +25 / -1

Doesn't matter how bad they fucked it up, all of the Dems are still going to vote to convict to keep Trump from running in 2024 if he desires to.

We just have to see whether or not they can convince at least 17 RINOs to vote with them.

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Gadsden 24 points ago +28 / -4

Don't be stunned when they do. I expect this impeachment will be successful. The gop hates Trump as much as the dnc, because he's hurting their piggybank.

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KneadThePeople -24 points ago +6 / -30

Doomer, get out.

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Gadsden 30 points ago +31 / -1

Warning of possibilities is being a doomer? Hm.. Here I thought we were the realists.

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DonnieT 27 points ago +27 / -0

Expecting the GOP to betray Trump isn’t exactly dooming... it’s kinda expected at this point. The positive side of things is that they know many of their careers are over if they do it.

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MichelesPenis 7 points ago +7 / -0

This.

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Thep1mp 11 points ago +11 / -0

I guess you missed Jan 6 and everything leading up to it. Spoiler alert........ the Republicans in Congress aren’t on Trumps side.

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Peachykeen74 3 points ago +3 / -0

They must really hate their jobs in the Senate.

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GlorpLorp 2 points ago +4 / -2

I remember your kind saying the exact same shit the night biden was sworn in. Shut the fuck up already, your trust the plan bullshit has never worked.

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FluhanWu 1 point ago +1 / -0

You really remembering this commenter from back on Nov 4?

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GlorpLorp 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah, just did some digging into and he was one of those "hold the line" morons.

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GlorpLorp 0 points ago +1 / -1

Na, just the morons who call anyone with a brain a "doomer" all think the same. I bet this one has some Trust the Plan bullshit

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a_grassnake_01 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think thats bad, those Doomer Doomers are even worse.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Enough of them voted that it was Unconstitutional. If they change their mind the entire country will be fucked

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Sphinx3peat 137 points ago +137 / -0

Swalwell is a fucking traitor and compromised by espionage.

He shouldn’t be allowed to be a county dog catcher.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 48 points ago +49 / -1

Sure he should he. As long if by county you mean prison, if by dog you mean cock and by catcher you mean catcher.

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alfredbester 15 points ago +15 / -0

I can't tell if this comment is a dog whistle or a cock whistle.

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AspirationalRecluse 19 points ago +19 / -0

I've despised him ever since he said he would nuke lawful gun owners if they didn't turn in their arms. What a douche

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rangoon03 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dog catcher you say, hmm? Fang Fang needs her dinner ..

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Nemesistyx 6 points ago +7 / -1

He should be subject to Mr.Bannons prefered method of interrogation...

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james43552352345 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should be deported and banished from the USA.

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Not_Quite_Savage 58 points ago +58 / -0

Swalwell is also a fang banger, like Cocaine Bitch.

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War_Hamster 31 points ago +33 / -2

I'm dating an Asian gal, but she's a total Patriot from a family of Patriots.

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SkeletorsTeeth 21 points ago +23 / -2

Married to a based asian...they are the best

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm working on the married thing. This one is a keeper.

One of my buddies growing up had an Asian Mom. We all loved sleepovers there because she was the best damn cook around.

My gal is a heckuva cook too, but she's just as into fitness as I am so it's almost always healthy.

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WiseOldOwl 11 points ago +11 / -0

You want to keep a girl, learn to cook yourself.

Once you are in control of the kitchen, you're in control.

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +7 / -0

You should learn because it's fun, it's cheaper, and it's healthier. But yeah, I've scored many points over the years, cooking meals for dates. I usually throw that in around the third date. :) It's even better when two cooks get together.

Get a copy of "The Joy Of Cooking", it covers most things - you can branch out into more exotic things from there.

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joy of Cooking, Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking- Marcella Hazan, Mastering the Art of French Cooking- Julia Child. These three books have you covered pretty well for making dinner for any date.

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loverat 4 points ago +6 / -2

From watching a lot of American shows like all the house hunter ones - it would seem you guys HAVE to learn to cook because just about every white or black woman I see on those shows doesn't even know how to cook! You would starve to death. What happened to the women? All they seem to care about is the size of their closets. Genuine question from an Aussie woman.

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Old_Timer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol! That is drama for the television folks. To be fair, many young women (and men) didn’t learn to cook the same way my generation did because they were in families where the moms were also working so they were living off of fast food, BUT the young people in my family are good cooks, including the teenagers. They have been started young, and like laundry, cooking is forever...

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loverat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm old - 55. Both my parents worked and we still had home cooked meals everyday. I just wonder why a lot of Americans seem to rely so much on fast food. I saw many people freaking out during riots and lockdowns because they couldn't access their fast food joints. Glad to hear that people are still doing it right. I can't understand reliance on others for something that like, keeps you alive! Thanks for answering fren =)

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WiseOldOwl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, Basically women, and I'd be surprised if it isn't that way down there too and you aren't young enough (guessing) to be a part of it, have been taught they are oppressed by doing girl things.

As a result, they have to only do guy things, which they often do badly, or assume they can do until they try, where upon they feel bad because they can't do guy stuff as well as guys can without a lot more effort, and sometimes not even then.

Eventually, they wake up to the fact they have been had, but usually that takes them 30 years and by then it's too late.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

You really are a wise old owl.

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WiseOldOwl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Minsc would be proud of you, that you recognize such.

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MsAnthropic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like the rooftop Koreans... those guys were amazing.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awww, shucks. Thanks for noticing!

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ArcticDark 6 points ago +6 / -0

'fang banger' makes me think of True Blood....

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Daniel644 47 points ago +47 / -0

how has SwallowsWell not been forced to resign after being caught banging a Chinese spy?

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theblackprince 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yet Republicans would rather eat their own and attack Marjorie Taylor Greene and the patriots in Washington on the 6th than hold actual, verifiable traitors in their house to account.

That's because those "Republicans" play for the same team as Swalwell. MTG is one of the 15-20 people out of 535 in Congress that cares about the country and their constituents. They have 0 power and never will.

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you_HO 6 points ago +6 / -0

everytime he slept she was going through his phone

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Brucesky420 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because democrats don't get in trouble for breaking laws you big dummy!

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Ch138 27 points ago +28 / -1

It's that sweet, sweet CCPussy. Make'a yew not talka so gewd. Him bringa da Calvertry.

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NazisWereSocialist 16 points ago +16 / -0

There’s no way CCPussy is that good, it’s made in China.

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Ninki333 7 points ago +8 / -1

Likely full of lead paint.

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Ch138 6 points ago +6 / -0

Falls apart, on contact.

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Darkleaf20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sharp edges, one use thrown away.

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ZacPetkanas 1 point ago +1 / -0

The sad thing is that she's not even all that good looking, and that's coming from a guy with a terminal case of yellow fever.

I guess it's like finding out about some bribe. It's not surprising that a politician can be bought, it's surprising how cheaply they can be bought

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here. I don't like 90% of Chinese women.

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Elvathelion 24 points ago +24 / -0

We shouldn't expect the Chinese to be experts in American English.

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sniffdeez 18 points ago +18 / -0

This dipshart repeatedly calls Trump a Russian agent, while banging a Chinese agent, and manipulates evidence in a sham impeachment.

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Semmelweis 17 points ago +17 / -0

Funny side story, I'm not too religious, but I do like me some Leonard Cohen. I actually learned the difference between cavalry and Calvary because of his song "Everybody Knows":

"And everybody knows that you're in trouble Everybody knows what you've been through From the bloody cross on top of Calvary To the beach of Malibu Everybody knows it's coming apart Take one last look at this Sacred Heart Before it blows And everybody knows"

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great song!

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_Sully_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

It will forever remind me of the 90s classics Pump Up the Volume. I was too young at the time to really understand the movie but I appreciated that Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis were in it as they were in my favorite movie at the time, Fern Gully.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was the Concrete Blonde version. Surprisingly good for a cover.

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MichelesPenis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very appropriate today.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

[Verse 1] Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows

[Verse 2] Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows the captain lied Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died Everybody talking to their pockets Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a long-stem rose Everybody knows

And everybody knows that you love me baby Everybody knows that you really do Everybody knows that you've been faithful Ah, give or take a night or two Everybody knows you've been discreet But there were so many people you just had to meet Without your clothes And everybody knows

[Chorus] Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows

[Verse 3] And everybody knows that it's now or never Everybody knows that it's me or you And everybody knows that you live forever Ah when you've done a line or two Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows

[Verse 4] And everybody knows that the plague is coming Everybody knows that it's moving fast Everybody knows that the naked man and woman Are just a shining artifact of the past Everybody knows the scene is dead But there's gonna be a meter on your bed That will disclose What everybody knows

[Verse 5] And everybody knows that you're in trouble Everybody knows what you've been through From the bloody cross on top of Calvary To the beach of Malibu Everybody knows it's coming apart Take one last look at this Sacred Heart Before it blows And everybody knows

[Chorus] Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows

Everybody knows

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Manilla 13 points ago +13 / -0

It would take every bit of restraint for me to not call everyone in the "prosecution" retarded.

Since showing restraint is a major flaw in my character, I would call them all retarded.

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AlexWin1939 8 points ago +8 / -0

Awoman!

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consumptiveballerina 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he may be the literal dumbest member of Congress.

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FireannDireach 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hirono and Waters would like to drool at you.

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Fenianlad 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hank Johnson still worrying Guam may capsize

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MsAnthropic 5 points ago +5 / -0

That video of him saying that is one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen - if I hadn’t seen it myself I wouldn’t believe that a grown man could be that dumb. But then I get sad because I remember he’s one of the few hundred people running the country, and he’s been in office for decades 😖

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as they keep their muzzles on.

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boondockspank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not even close. Stacey Abrams and Sheila Jackson Lee are literal retards. Swalwell is just a white dude who gets off on being hated.

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RiffFantastic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Basically this whole trial amounted to showing democrats are retarded.

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Moniie 8 points ago +10 / -2

Are y’all really watching this impeachment foolishness? It doesn’t matter what these lawyers say, other than entertainment what’s the point of watching?

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FireannDireach 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's such a bimbo. But it's not shocking he has no knowledge of things like that, because it's religious. But it's great he made a fool out of himself in a way that's part of the permanent record in the National Archives.

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RogueLeaderX 7 points ago +7 / -0

Truly disgusting how full of it our Congress is..

I can't believe these people run the country.

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Phrazel 2 points ago +2 / -0

And we pay these idiots... they are theives

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Ricordanza9 7 points ago +7 / -0

And just like that, Swalwell continues to be a laughing stock.

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you_HO 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet Swalwell would like Fang Fang to ride in on horseback

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Rockhad10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Van Dere Veen is as sharp as they come.

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Gadsden 3 points ago +3 / -0

The thing is, congressional court isn't real. They're not real prosecutors, they're not real judges, and it's not a real jury. The dems know this and know that they don't even have to make a case. They simply have to alter videos and tweets, then go on a Montage to make Maga look bad. They all knew how they would vote before they entered the building. This is all for show.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

These are some shitty rotten peachmints

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MsAnthropic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is anyone surprised that Democrats are biblically illiterate? Of course they don’t know what Calvary is.

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LowKeyPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

And what are the consequences for falsifying evidence....lol, rhetorical question

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Tailgunnerjoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

But is he still banging Fang Fang?

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ashley1234 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn’t know they let guys who fuck Chinese spies give testimony in an impeachment trial - wild!!!

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if his CCP handlers provided him with this obviously fake piece of "evidence", knowing he would present it to the Senate without bothering to check it out. Would be a heck of way to give him the message: "We have no further use for you. You're fired!"

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what Swalwell gets for being a heathen and not catching the Calvary reference!

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Kungfumaster69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am I taking crazy pills. Choose your battles that chick meant cavalry. We need to focus on bigger shit. Yes they should call that out because technically she didnt say cavalry but using that as an argument makes us look like retards.

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Sevralann 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have watched Jeopardy! more often

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Saltybitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden, the consummate religious palms guy and Swalwell's cavalry, "saving the soul of America"!

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james43552352345 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is proof that the democrats are waging an all out assault against Christians and their religious beliefs. Wake the fuck up Christians and see what is going on!

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boondockspank 1 point ago +1 / -0

and what do we do when we're awake that is going to change anything?

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Pegstar69 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's the one whose committee assignments need to be stripped, not Rep. Greene. Obviously these people had too many opposite day events in school growing up, because they have us living in opposite world.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a form of gaslighting. They are trying to see what they can get away with while also trying to goad us into a fight. It's like the short guy that tries to pick a fight with you knowing he can't win, but if you swing on him it'll be the perfect excuse for his bigger buddies to step in. It's a coward's tactic.

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fang Fang

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Cavalry Calvary

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TrumpWonBigly2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

He totally sounds like William Adama from the new Battlestar Galactica show.

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krepoisbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prolly got sent to him and he just used it. Smart.

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Rockhad10 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the question period. Turns out democrats are back at same old same. Where’s the questions?

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Rockhad10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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Rockhad10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fart/China boy got punked.

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TickleTh1sElmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't believe this fucking traitor is still in Congress. He needs to be strung up for treason. Can someone please tell me why Republicans in Congress aren't pushing AT ALL to get this moron convicted? If I were in Congress, my entire goal for my entire term would be to make a huge scene about cleaning up all the corruption in Congress. I would have not shut up at all about this guy. I would bring it up every single chance I could. There's zero reasons why he should still be in a position of power.

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12chrisb12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did they not show the correct tweet though? And, make no attempt to put up the correct slide. Lost its impact.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The lawyers President Trump has are handpicked by Lindsay Graham. Word is that if he didn't show proof of election fraud Graham would direct the GOP to not convict.

Graham is an enemy of We The People!

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PulsatingBoyhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to download the video on this link:

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/all-things-trump/trumps-attorney-call-out-swalwells-usage-cavalry-not-calvary-says

Does anyone have a YouTube version of this video clip?

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Personally, I think she's average at best. Swinewell is just so pathetic that he normally doesn't have women giving him any attention. Even the Chinese B-Team was able to sucker him into the honey pot.

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WiseOldOwl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh, I think she's cute. 8 out of ten. Would totally make up false information for her.

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Saltybitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think about all the gross men she's been with...if I were a guy it'd gross me out.

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ionian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Xi must have been telling her, "I don't care if he farts - hold your nose and get in there."

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!