If this were real, it would be imperative to spam Disney social media with Amy Schumer admitting to raping a man in college while he was blackout drunk.
Right? When I was in college, I was bar hopping with friends and woke up the following morning with a woman I had never seen before. I went to take a leak and my johnson felt like it had had been sprayed by a Krispy Kreme doughnut glazer.
Did I whine about a woman taking advantage of me? No. I told her that I'd come back for dinner that night and never saw her again.
I wish they would so they can just kill that show the way they killed the rest of the franchise
If this were real, it would be imperative to spam Disney social media with Amy Schumer admitting to raping a man in college while he was blackout drunk.
Right? When I was in college, I was bar hopping with friends and woke up the following morning with a woman I had never seen before. I went to take a leak and my johnson felt like it had had been sprayed by a Krispy Kreme doughnut glazer.
Did I whine about a woman taking advantage of me? No. I told her that I'd come back for dinner that night and never saw her again.
You don't see me playing the victim card.
Well, if she was as nasty as Amy Schumer, I would argue that you are a victim and you should have cried victim. Hahahaha!
That mental image . . . kek!
will she have a big fat muffin top to go with her disgusting fupa?
Star Whores.
Now, that's funny.
Looking forward to her describing her vagina getting destroyed like Alderaan
I never bothered watching this because I knew something would ruin it.
Because it's Disney. And Star Wars. And television.
Link to the rest of the story - https://babylonbee.com/news/lucasfilm-casts-amy-schumer-in-role-of-rebel-dropper-cara-dune
With man-boobs.
Chuck Schumer approved this. 😆
Probably.
Is that amy shumdumpster or nick swardson?
They would need to take two of Gina's outfits to make one for her. Plus use some actual whale boning to keep her inside the outfit.
Didn’t he admit to raping her sister, or was that some other dude?
I wont be watching the Mandalorian anymore. Hadnt started the 2nd season, now i wont.
It is weird and gross that I can actually see hints of Chuck Schumer traits in her face.
Has anybody ever seem Amy Schumer and Adam Schiff at the same time? Hmmmm.
Someone could probably make a good vajayjay joke, but I'm too busy laughing
wheres that repulsed looking mexican kid when you need him?
LOL
They've already filmed and leaked one of her scenes.
This is actually scary...the Babylon Bee in a way has become reality, not satyr anymore. I won't be shocked if that happens at this point.
Tempting fate are we?
something is very wrong with her face.
Oink!
The Mayo Jar lady!
Corny Doot more like it
It looked like Bill Gates wife for a second.
Fuck that fat sloppy Boner killer
Flop :)
Oh Lord that's rough!
Perfect. And as ridiculous as America is with pretend biden.