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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all get one downvote from the soy slurper that lurks around here.

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably Spez.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

People are finding that next dose of hopium

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pokeman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah it was written what seemed like a 12 yr old

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308win 30 points ago +30 / -0

Biden can still go fuck himself though.

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ZombieVote2024 15 points ago +15 / -0

Santa is fake too but it makes me happy to think he's real. Let me be happy.

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Kn33l2Dominion 4 points ago +4 / -0

Name checks out.

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krepoisbest 14 points ago +14 / -0

And everyone with 2 or more brain cells knew that.

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you_HO 12 points ago +12 / -0

So he didn't tell Biden to 'Go Fuck Yourself', he told him to 'Go Pound Sand'?

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

And no one clapped either.

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Kn33l2Dominion 4 points ago +4 / -0

I laughed...

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Spez_Isacuck -2 points ago +1 / -3

My toddler explained it all to me in a way that revealed society’s innermost flaws and racist tendencies.

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KuhlooKuhlay 11 points ago +11 / -0

He can still go fuck himself tho. That part wasn't fake.

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Tweedlethree 11 points ago +11 / -0

We like it anyway.

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MAGAinControl 8 points ago +8 / -0

DeSantis should just call the White House and just say it anyways now

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK

He'd have already won the 2024 election with that

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TallGlassofMelonade 5 points ago +6 / -1

Darn, kinda figured it was but hoped it wasn’t. Oh well he can fuck off next time!

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MsAnthropic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, that’s a shame!

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myredditnameisfake 5 points ago +6 / -1

Fuckin DUH

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Spez_Isacuck -2 points ago +1 / -3

KEK

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crimsonfancy 4 points ago +4 / -0

As we age we sooner understand what's fake or not usually quicker than younger folks can. We also realize that a good story is still good. It's entertaining first and in cases as simple as this, it's all that matters.
Stories are just that and we know better than to invest energy into them outside of being just a "funny." /See common lies about inside Trump's Whitehouse "mismanagement."
Nonetheless, DeSantis is a beast and it's easy to assume he'd bust Biden's ass swiftly given the opportunity. But we all know, Biden is a fraud and would be shaking in his boots if he were to have to confront DeSantis or any effective, honestly elected official outside of his "safe space."

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's folklore, that's all. You can't prove it didn't happen

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Spez_Isacuck -1 points ago +2 / -3

Gorilla Channel verified it.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a lifetime subscriber to the gorilla channel. Believe me, it's the best!

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_763U 3 points ago +4 / -1

How does he know?

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TheUpsetter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Duh. Pure fan fic, those half the stuff this guy tweets is fake too.

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you_HO 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Go Fuck Zirself"

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Moldymaltquaffer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shush.
We know it's too perfect for this fallen world. We'd obviously like it to be true, but we know it's probably not.

That said, it's a great story. It deserves to go viral.
If for no other reason than it's fun, and making circleback girl publicly deny it would be epic.

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

dont let your dreams be memes. tell biden to fuck off today!

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AnnieMm 2 points ago +3 / -1

But it's glorious!

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JBlaze056 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shit Jack.

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CulperRing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you Captain Obvious. Keep up the good work.

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Fuck_reddit34 1 point ago +1 / -0

Duh. It’s just funny.

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SpookySpook 1 point ago +2 / -1

Its a shame someone of high profile has to talk abou A FUCKING BLOG FANFIC

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Evidence that it is fake?

Cause I have seen neither from both sides and I'd rather laugh at a funny urban story.

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it have to be though?

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Btcox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like a setup fake post. Bait post perhaps. The Dems will start soon with thier hoax posts on him. Charlottesville round two.

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floridavicki17 1 point ago +2 / -1

I hope it's real !!!

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Tacitus1963 1 point ago +1 / -0

I figured it was, but it sure felt good to imagine he had told the pedo imposter to go phuck himself!

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ChickNorris 1 point ago +1 / -0

I kinda figured that when I saw some of the other articles on there that were ridiculous.

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Monz 1 point ago +2 / -1

I knew it. Pedes. Please be careful here. Psyops and disinfo campaigns can come out of knowhere.

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XCorneliusX 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a blog post that got picked up by other blog posts. It was a wordpress site for origin and other articles posted there seemed to be satire. It needed a satire tag.

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Rodger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well it sure sounded good and I can totally see DeSantis standing up for Florida which is governor is his job and his Americans it's our job to stand up for America and stand against this tyrannical Biden administration. What is a shame is that many of the Republicans in both the House and Senate are totally feckless and to inept to stand up to the Democrats. It's like the Republicans are totally scared that a Democrat is going to b:tch slap him and make them stand in the corner with their face to the wall. There are very few Matt Gaetz & Josh Hawley and Jim Jordan's That are willing to stand up and holler from the rooftops that this whole Biden administration, Impeachment and 2020 election is a Sham.

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havemydata -1 points ago +4 / -5

I knew it was fake because it involved an elected Republican having a spine.