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The glurilla got paid! (media.patriots.win) 🀑🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🀑
posted ago by BlackLivesMurder ago by BlackLivesMurder +129 / -1
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SteelMongoose 46 points ago +46 / -0

The 4Chan is strong with this one.

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atomchurch 23 points ago +24 / -1

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. I do hope we see photos of idiots gluing shit the themselves or body parts to items, just for this "mythical" 30k. No one releases a statement like this. Idiots fall for this nonsense though. We can at least have a collective chuckle.

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gorilla Glue is an awesome sexual lubricant

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fuckthealphabetsoup 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gorilla lube challenge.

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amarie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Made me laugh.

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outlaw 30 points ago +30 / -0

Lol... 100% troll bait

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BlackLivesMurder [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

Look at my other post I know lol

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BlackLivesMurder [S] 18 points ago +19 / -1

This will literally cause more lawsuits from morons trying to get paid lmfao.

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Bazzellle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now it makes more sense as to why she did it. I thought she was just dumb as a box of rocks. Nope just another Gimme Dat. She got free Doctor and treatment. A go fund with 10k+. And now 30k payday for being a dumbass. They even probably will pay her first ER visit.

Ridiculous

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude it's not real LOL

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BlackLivesMurder [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The funny thing is you know damn well it will be real.

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Bazzellle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now it makes more sense as to why she did it. I thought she was just dumb as a box of rocks. Nope just another Gimme Dat. She got free Doctor and treatment. A go fund with 10k+. And now 30k payday for being a dumbass. They even probably will pay her first ER visit.

Ridiculous

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Totally_Not_FBI 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a hoax from the start. Why would this dumb twatter whore have Gorilla Glue in the first place?

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BlackLivesMurder [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because they glu white bitches hair to their heads because that nappy ass gross carpet material they grow is disgusting and they know it. She was broke and couldn't buy more proper adhesive

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DisbandTheCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya that seems to be the goal here. Hilarious.

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Mishabird 9 points ago +9 / -0

Home Depot here I come!

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Sick_of_the_bs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Be careful spreading this around. The Feds may get you for causing harm via MEME. Off to the Gulag for you.

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BlackLivesMurder [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I imagine if I put it on Facebook or Twitter there'd be enough morons that if probably get in trouble but posting here idk I doubt it.

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Pax11B 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weed out some dipshits!

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Magasane 5 points ago +5 / -0

YIKES

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marishiten 5 points ago +5 / -0

No. This isn't real. Lawsuits aren't publicly filed and talked about like that.

Most suits have an undisclosed amount. Even small ones.

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BlackLivesMurder [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Der herp de dur

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Zxc26 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only 30k, sounds to fake, maby 100k would do the job. They shouldn't limit them self to glue, maby try some power tools or something.

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

love 4chan but this is NOT a good 4chan! stupid people are going to get hurt because of this and as much as I'd love to say fuck the idiots, this isn't clear enough that its a goof to an idiot!

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DashCarlile 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m pretty shocked at how many ppl in these here comments think this is real!! I thought we were the smart bunch. Lol.

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BS2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

the problem is you can tell its not clear enough to people who aren't smart -- and it can be harmful -- being stupid enough drill a hole in your iphone because of a fake 4chan ad is fucking funny as hell and a good lesson to force stupid people to think -- this ad doesn't do that

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BlackLivesMurder [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck em

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PrezElectHamsandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be careful, fren, this is the type of meme that got Ricky Vaughn indicted.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure there are toddlers who may have gotten glue in their hair while using. Perhaps they could sue, too.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is brilliant!

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DashCarlile 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sooo savage!

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Friar_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tried it with my pubic hair and I can't quit pissing on my balls now

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

There will be a line at the Home Depot believing this is true. Finna get paid, bitches!

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amarie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gorilla Glue is now going to be $30 to cover the costs of these payouts, probably.

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Badwubs 0 points ago +3 / -3

Uhh I'm tempted to try and hop in there. Fuck em for bending the knee

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Proud_American 18 points ago +18 / -0

It’s not legit.

No corporate lawyer would EVER allow a statement like this be released.

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Badwubs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously lol was gunna edit to put a /s on it but bait is more fun

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Peppers 2 points ago +3 / -1

Read it again, but slowly this time

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JoesMole 3 points ago +4 / -1

At least we know it works. We already have our first retard.

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Badwubs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was a joke, almost edited to make it more obvious but thought id leave the bait

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DisbandTheCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank God

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