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scrobin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't say I told you so, when they say things like this, just look them in the eyes with a blank expression and walk away. Make sure they look away first though, consider it a staring contest -_-

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Apersonofinterest [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah, I just stared him dead in the eyes with the “no shit” look.

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Itateeverybody 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuck him down harder than that...

Say "Thanks for voting for a demented pedophile who caused this you fucking idiot".

That oughta do it.

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Jaqen 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's the kind of response I like...

That I like to think about the next day in the shower. No one actually talks like this candidly though.

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Itateeverybody 2 points ago +2 / -0

You and I must have grown up in very different households...

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85Dacudo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, the point is to let them become self aware. It doesn’t work if you’re shouting st them.

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LindaSarsourCunt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Go into his bathroom and shit in his toilet (but don't forget to flush). Classic power move.

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Jaqen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Upper Deck

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy alphas.

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Tartarian-Kingtwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget to shake your head and give them the "you're a moron" look

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KilroyJCNJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

A friend of mine —- who I have not talked to in a couple months —- was a pipe fitter. Funny how he hasn’t called me lately. . .

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ImpeachThisBitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let me guess. Gas prices up? F’ing Trump.

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Txponi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boo effin who. You voted for him not me and then walk away..

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Krakenskulls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell him he's an asshole for not doing his research on who to vote for. If he said he did, then tell him to shut up and stop complaining. YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

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Apersonofinterest [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s actually a nice guy. He just has TDS about Trump but we rarely talk about politics to avoid negativity around the house.

However, I have been hitting him with a lot of red pills about the fake virus, BLM and Antifa, Jeffrey Epstein and the like. He used to be a Covidiot always wearing a mask, leaving hand sanitizer all around the house but now he sees that it was all totally overblown and used to ruin the economy and influence the election. That was a hard one for him to admit because he also believes it wasn’t stolen.

Still working on that one.

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koyima 3 points ago +3 / -0

you should get the Curbing your enthusiasm end song and play it every time he says something like that while you leave the room

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +5 / -3

To be fair, the actual election results have nothing to do with it.

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Jaqen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Upvote because I know what you mean. Trump won.

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85Dacudo 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the stimulus checks. To the keystone pipeline this is looking to be an interesting four years.

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GlorpLorp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just ask him why he thinks the price is rising.