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No 50/50! (media.communities.win)
posted ago by PaigeAshley ago by PaigeAshley +2610 / -0
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MikesBigJockstrap 20 points ago +20 / -0

They shot him in the chest, he gave a speech with a bullet in his lung, then walked into the hospital.

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Groundpounder 22 points ago +22 / -0

And he challenged soyboy smack-talkers to the boxing ring if they gave him any lip πŸ’‹ πŸ₯Š

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MikesBigJockstrap 15 points ago +16 / -1

Also he had a pet bear.

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Groundpounder 14 points ago +15 / -1

That dude rocked. The entire White House was one big trophy room full of mounted kills.

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germancuckpede -9 points ago +1 / -10

wow so brave, white man goes into the forest and shoots defenseless animal from 100 meters away, I admire such strong and wild men.

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Prussian_Pepe 19 points ago +19 / -0

Fun fact do you know WHY the guy shot him in the first place? Because the MEDIA made a hit piece, that because he was running for a 3rd term he was "GOING TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY". The shooter was a schizophrenia, who believed the news papers and thought he had to save the country from the evil Teddy man.... So yes, fake news, from 100 years ago, pushing the crazies to try to kill the president. Nothing new under the sun....

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Hardcouer 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was up at the podium running as a third party candidate. His party was called the Bull Moose Party. When he was shot, as an expert hunter, he concluded that he had only taken a minor flesh wound and that the bleeding was slow. He got up and away from the officials who had gathered around, and declared, "Ladies and Gentlemen: It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!"

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Index 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

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Hardcouer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet you could hear a pin drop for the rest of the speech.

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Former_Libtard 4 points ago +4 / -0

What? No pink haired hecklers?