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No 50/50! (media.communities.win)
posted ago by PaigeAshley ago by PaigeAshley +2610 / -0
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Hardcouer 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was up at the podium running as a third party candidate. His party was called the Bull Moose Party. When he was shot, as an expert hunter, he concluded that he had only taken a minor flesh wound and that the bleeding was slow. He got up and away from the officials who had gathered around, and declared, "Ladies and Gentlemen: It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!"

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Index 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

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Hardcouer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet you could hear a pin drop for the rest of the speech.

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Former_Libtard 4 points ago +4 / -0

What? No pink haired hecklers?