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Makes sense 🤷🏻 (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Fakename ago by Fakename +539 / -0
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mastayoda420 12 points ago +12 / -0

The chick who glued her hair is only half as stupid as the black dude who recorded himself drinking it and had to have his lips amputated.

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Fakename [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Link

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

amputated? wtf?

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait for someone to 'mistakenly' use it as lube during sex.

Wait, didn't the pie guy from that movie do that in a sequel? Glued his hands to his dick and a vhs tape?

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Tartarian-Kingtwo 4 points ago +5 / -1

Average black IQ explains it all

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Seruna_Kanus 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is all well and good, but you need it in pictographs. I doubt she could really read.

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atomchurch 2 points ago +3 / -1

I read this in white already. "do not apply to skin" I then glued my fingers together. I stopped with any idea of shaping my hair at the point. Maybe change the font to red? Or have three color warning labels. Red, White, and Black. "Don't use this shit on your body in any way."

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the whole issue was how Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth, and Uncle Ben were liberated from their packaging enslavement that the racists and/or animal rights activists want to free harambe from the glue logo.

Am I out of the loop on this?

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spicybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WARNIN- DINDUNUFFIN TO GORILLAS

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Shaffro 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just saw the picture of tye dumb guy who Gorilla glued his lips to a red solo cup to prove that girls mishap wasn't so bad. There is a video he dod of himself. A picture of him at the doctor with the cup stuck to mouth and the mask on his chin. It made me laugh so hard. It looked funny as hell.

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SCP0073 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wew lawdy, that still ain’ts gon’ be able to read it, y’all.

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Zskills 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im finna axe u to be less rayciss aite

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SCP0073 2 points ago +3 / -1

Naw dawg, dis how drey talk’n all. Jus tryin ta fit in yo. Make it relatable n sheeit, nah I’m sayin?

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Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yo' best not be rubin' that sticky monkey shit all up in yo' weave. Damn... showty, nah wut I mean. Kangdz

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NotoriousCIC 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are impressed by your blackness. We have decided to offer you full admission to Harvard and have set up a Go Fund Me for your blackness.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gorilla glue makes great sex lube!

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 1 point ago +1 / -0

eyo! wazzgud mah Niggas! dunt upplai un hed, muh cuz prablumz foh yo hed yo! ius wit cushon.

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha the warning should have said this. "Glue be bad for hair, shit get hard. Ight"