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NPR : HEADLINES : F : T : W : (media.patriots.win)
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– DinoCactus 5 points ago +5 / -0

1:Peach 2:Mints 3:Caused 4:An 5:Erection

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– CerebralPimp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my!

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– stellamonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

double upvoted, thanks 'pedes!!! also, KEK.

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– KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’ll never learn. . . Because they don’t want to.

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– Toatsmaloats 3 points ago +3 / -0

5 things we learned

  1. We're hypocrites and there's a thing called the "1st amendment"
  2. We knew this wasn't going to work anyway so it's ok, it's not about winning just throwing shit.... ...
  3. Insert verifiably false/stricken evidence as evidence
  4. Insert violence hyperboles
  5. Conclusion: if he wasn't guilty, why is he resisting impeachment?!

Like wtf are they serious? The article is a signpost guided walk through logical fallacies

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– CerebralPimp [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

And excessive use of the :

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– Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

The 5 things they 'learned':

  1. The Mandlorian has nothing to do with mandolins.
  2. Pangolins are real animals, and keeping pangolin younglings in cages is what caused the initial spread of Covid.
  3. Melania Trump wears expensive clothes sometimes, and that should make everyone mad.
  4. A Ouija board is a legitimate source of legal testimony in an impeachment trial against Trump.
  5. Cavemen killed the dinosaurs off because Trump incited them to violence, as evidenced by these tweets found etched in a cave.
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