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Harr1s0n_berger0n 49 points ago +67 / -18

I mean it is called gorilla glue. I could see how she got confused.

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Bald_eagle82 17 points ago +21 / -4

Stop being racist you bigot, REEEEEEEE! rofl

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ShampocalypseWOW 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're all thinking it... especially her. I mean... she saw the gorilla and thought "this is for me". I mean.... it's definitely not good to call black people "gorillas" or whatever, but this woman seems to have unironically applied the label to herself.

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

she does kinda look gorillay... like she is the fakest human alive.

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Thajugglaa 38 points ago +38 / -0

Because she's mentally retarded. You have to be, to be this stupid.

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ShampocalypseWOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoever did her programming should be fired.

...unless they did it on purpose to troll all the real people.

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ObongoForPrison2020 24 points ago +31 / -7

Genetic IQ. It's very real.

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GGRain 15 points ago +15 / -0

She made money with it and it regrows. People did less or more stupid shit for money.

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TheTudes 11 points ago +11 / -0

In Syracuse, NY with a 40+% poverty rate — I encounter this type of stupidity on a daily basis.

These people vote demonrat, consistently.

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iamnotademocra3 25 points ago +26 / -1

Yet she is going to SUE the company...this was more than likely her plan all along...WHo posts stuff like this online with the fake as hell sad face..Were her first statements..."I feel so stupid" or" Why did I do this"...NO her comments online were basically....... THIS COMPANY WILL PAY >>>>BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WARNING>.......I hope they sue her for doing this stunt on purpose. It's like taking a nail gun and saying I want to attach these fake nails to my fingers this looks like something smart to do....only a total fool would do a stunt like that....she is pure evil and found a scam to get money and a little publicity......ugh

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atrex 20 points ago +20 / -0

What the fuck site is that? I have read stories from children with better writing.

“Tessica Brown, the US woman whose hair been Gorilla Glued for more than a month, has finally been relief, as video of her surgery has gone viral.”

Are you kidding me?

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myredditnameisfake 8 points ago +8 / -0

I didnt read it. I just watched the video posted there of her getting surgery. You can see that her head is not bald in the video.

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fubu.

For Ug’s by Ug’s

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don_elbowdrop_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

China.

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Shmioighan 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Free" $12k "surgery" to remove. I'm sitting here thinking "Couldn't you just cut into the glue around the hairline enough to fit a buzz cutter underneath and sheer her like a sheep?"

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DrDT 17 points ago +17 / -0

I was thinking that too... I suppose it depends on how much the idiot used? If she really saturated it, then that hair could be a solid block. Maybe if it grew out for a little while? But I also wouldn't be surprised if the glue blocked/killed the hair follicles... I dunno man, stupid is as stupid does.

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RocketSprocket 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the operating room made a nice dramatic backdrop for the Twitter post.

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

it could also just be weave...

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Harr1s0n_berger0n 7 points ago +11 / -4

Fuckin wypipo wit der free surgery n sheeeiiitt

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SBOJ_JOBS 14 points ago +15 / -1

40 year-old-woman: This is advertised as "Gorilla Glue" so it should be perfect for me!

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Gramthy 10 points ago +10 / -0

What's the betting she's stuck those ridiculous eye lashes on with it too?

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19American62Woman 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah, what’s with chicks wanting ostrich lashes?

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spezisapedo 3 points ago +3 / -0

tickle your butthole?

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cosmos411 9 points ago +11 / -2

I guess she ain't aks nobody how tooz use its

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Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sadly, the $20,000 she made on GoFundMe will more than cover her wig.

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Sylvester1212 7 points ago +7 / -0

Already been a copycat that went to the hospital yesterday.

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn't somebody drink the stuff too?

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hope they become Fatalities. The world is full of too many morons , idiots and evil people.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Natural selection at work. Call me evil or cruel, but that's life.

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FreedomFromGovt 7 points ago +7 / -0

What an idiot. The sanpaku eyes...ahem...cement my opinion.

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WindyCityBluez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Democrats are walking memes. Monkey see monkey do

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Streetz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Last time I used that spray adhesive it was to glue a sole of a boot back on what a idiot

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centexawesome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I have been doing that dance with a pair of boots that I am not ready to give up on yet too.

Luckily the rubber some that keeps coming off wraps back up on the heel. I finally drove a couple of nails from back to front and it has held.

The bad thing though is that mid and dirt get up under the sole and you can track some serious mid inside.

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Primus88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shoe goo...It's available anywhere. We use it in RC car racing to hold down components on the chassis

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Duke65 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake news. She didn't lose her hair. Fake news.

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

‘But, but....it says it’s for gorillas?....’

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PhoQueDemocrats 3 points ago +3 / -0

Atleast shell use that 20+ k ppl gave her on wigs, instead of her 5 kids

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Superpeded 3 points ago +3 / -0

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

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Illuminaughtie 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dick could not be further out

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TeaMug71 3 points ago +3 / -0

I musta missed something. What the hell is going on with the gorilla glue? Some tide pod challenge shit?

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SecondProtectsFirst 3 points ago +3 / -0

She apparently mistook it for hair spray. Cause you know, everyone keeps spray adhesive with their hair supplies.

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TeaMug71 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would have loved to see the look on her face when she realized how fucking stupid she was.😂

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the same look as she always is. Because stupid is what stupid does.

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CookiesNCream 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now she plans on sueing the company. Have a feeling if the company doesn't make a huge settlement, blm will be after them.

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Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck them. They need to stand their ground. Their product has never been sold near or around stores that sell hair products. It's a fact that the product also says to keep off skin. If they give in they'll lose more money from normies who will boycott that product for being pussy faggots.

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gadsdensrevenge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think of all the money she saved by not having to get her hair redid every week. She is actually a damn genius.

When I put Legos together with my five-year-old son, I think about just super gluing those fuckers. This girl is on to something.

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Lrddiablo 2 points ago +2 / -0

These low IQ motherfuckers will do anything for their 15 minutes of fame. so digraceful to our species

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EvilGuy 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's funny because when I heard this story I was mentally picturing who was stupid enough to do this and then when I saw pictures they were quite accurate.

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

why would she need surgery?

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brain surgery.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

labotomy

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MetallicOpeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

she wants to sue too

lmfao

this current instagram/tik tok generation is fucked in the head

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't that just the back of Ilhan Omar's head?

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redundantrope 1 point ago +1 / -0

too stupid, sounds like fraud.

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RoBatten 1 point ago +1 / -0

How much is this going to cost Gorilla Glue?

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

as much as it cost 'aunti jemima".

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Influencer..." LOL

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MountainMan95 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nothing but a publicity stunt. Im sure she’ll use her new “fame” to launch a rap career or something...

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rbnhd76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be me. 2030. Buys Coke. Reads warnings. "Do not inhale contents" Me- HELL YEAH I WANNA EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES CARL'S JR FUCK YOU I'M EATING

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Bman56 1 point ago +1 / -0

She needs to sue her parents for raising her stupid

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stupid hurts.

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Yuri_Gagarin 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a large swath of democrats that cannot function in a modern society.

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

O

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DTOM1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bwahahaha. Daddy always said, you gonna be dumb ya better be tough.

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MAGAdadUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love talking to liberal friends saying she should make a lot of money suing gorilla glue. I asked if she was 5. Nope. She’s a grown adult. Why does a grown person get so much attention from people and celebrities for being an idiot. She should just move on and learn not to do this again.

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PonySoldier66 1 point ago +1 / -0

so she was mad cause it lasted longer than she wanted it to ?

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FFOCR 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is one nasty bitch

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Gorilla glue company gives in and pays this idiot bitch anything then watch a boycott so huge that home depot and Lowes will begin to say it's pointless on carrying your product.

Fucking fight back. You are a construction and home craft product. No where ever had your product been sold near or around hair products. Stupidity is not acceptable for compensation.