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myredditnameisfake -13 points ago +8 / -21

Cry more

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MikeVicksAstrologist 7 points ago +8 / -1

I mean... You are literally telling him to cry more with tears in your eyes.

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myredditnameisfake -7 points ago +5 / -12

Is that what is happening? I suppose you believe the part about sperm living behind a womans eyes? Fuck off retard

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ghost_of_aswartz 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you throatpie a chick hard enough she could cough with a dick in her mouth and it would force the semen into her sinuses like coughing milk thru your nose, so yes, it could go behind the eyes and make your retinas pregnant. That's science

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doug2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Inb4 barackobama2 comes to tell us he has sperm crawling out of his ass

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Tr0mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

i think he's cried exactly the right amount, thank you.